2022 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Cotton]

Youve been making exquisite corn hole boards for years. You haven’t made a Cowboys wood sign for yourself at this point?

Nah. I have made some Cowboys cornhole boards, though. Wanna see 'em?

 

[bbgun]

Nah. I have made some Cowboys cornhole boards, though. Wanna see 'em?

I'll come over if there's no supervision.

 

[Cotton]

I'll come over if there's no supervision.

Huh?

 

[p1_]

Huh?

You get the drift

 

[Cotton]

You get the drift

It was a terribly constructed joke. He either implied he would be coming over for my daughter, which is probably/better not be true, or he is wanting to rob me. I don't get it.

 

[data]

Nah. I have made some Cowboys cornhole boards, though. Wanna see 'em?

Oh yes

 

[Cotton]

Oh yes

A couple we have done...

 

[data]

A couple we have done...

those are sweet. Better than the ones you can find online

 

[Cotton]

those are sweet. Better than the ones you can find online

Thanks. All credit goes to my wife. She is amazing at painting this shit.

 

[data]

Thanks. All credit goes to my wife. She is amazing at painting this shit.

How’d she get the ‘Cowboys’ wordmark so perfectly?

 

[Cotton]

How’d she get the ‘Cowboys’ wordmark so perfectly?

Well, I'm her husband, so...

I told her it had to be perfect and printed the stencils myself.

 

[Cotton]

How’d she get the ‘Cowboys’ wordmark so perfectly?

Oh, and did I mention she is a badass with a paint brush?

 

[data]

Well, I'm her husband, so...

I told her it had to be perfect and printed the stencils myself.

She had to spell it for you, though

“That’s great, but who are the Cawboys”

 

[Cotton]

She had to spell it for you, though

“That’s great, but who are the Cawboys”

This would have been a great joke had I not typed the word Cowboys 1,115,687 times in my life.

 

[bbgun]

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

Cowboys are 3rd youngest.

 

[1bigfan13]

Cowboys are 3rd youngest.

Youth= cheap labor

Right up Stephen Jones's alley.

 

[Landry]

It's a lanai, not a patio.

 

[Cotton]

Yeah, that's no high ankle sprain. Jerry just sucks at being a doctor.