2022 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

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[NoDak]

Holy shit, Geng is actually caught up on a thread and not liking posts from 2-3 days back

Dude’s been on point lately. He timestamped me the other day.


It was a confusing time. I was not sure I knew how to feel about it. Still don’t…

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Dude’s been on point lately. He timestamped me the other day.

 

[Cotton]

Dude’s been on point lately. He timestamped me the other day.


It was a confusing time. I was not sure I knew how to feel about it. Still don’t…

To be fair to Geng, he is thorough.

 

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A couple we have done...

Who’s the best cornhole player here?

 

[bbgun]

Who’s the best cornhole player here?

 

[1bigfan13]

A Todd Chrisley pic would've worked there as well.

 

[boozeman]

 

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Aikman’s last play was before Tyler Smith was born

 

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[boozeman]

Teams that keep winning have expensive QBs and not all have cheap targets for the QB to “elevate”.

 

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[Chocolate Lab]

Is it possible Jerry could be getting even dumber in his old age?

Especially the part about Gallup, what does that even mean? He could play in two weeks... but oh, I meant with another offseason?

 

[Genghis Khan]

Teams that keep winning have expensive QBs and not all have cheap targets for the QB to “elevate”.

 

[NoDak]

Is it possible Jerry could be getting even dumber in his old age?

Especially the part about Gallup, what does that even mean? He could play in two weeks... but oh, I meant with another offseason?

I took it to mean that yeah, he could play if it was the super bowl. Because the offseason would be following. But with it being the first game of the season, it's better to not chance aggravating the injury and losing him for a chunk of the season to follow.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Is it possible Jerry could be getting even dumber in his old age?

Especially the part about Gallup, what does that even mean? He could play in two weeks... but oh, I meant with another offseason?

"If we gave him another year to heal, he could play today."

Yeah he's retarded.

 

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[Chocolate Lab]

I took it to mean that yeah, he could play if it was the super bowl. Because the offseason would be following. But with it being the first game of the season, it's better to not chance aggravating the injury and losing him for a chunk of the season to follow.

Okay, yeah, that's the only way it makes any sense.

Except when we saw video of him running routes at the Chargers practice, he was about 3/4 speed at best and still not running well at all. So I guess he technically could "play", but he'd be less effective than any practice squad WR body you ran out there.

 

[Simpleton]

Teams that keep winning have expensive QBs and not all have cheap targets for the QB to “elevate”.

The Bills signed Von Miller this offseason, the Chiefs signed Joe Thuney to a huge deal last offseason, the problem is that these dullards are too closed minded and frankly dumb to think outside the stupid little box Stephen built for himself.