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Jones sees his window closing, and the pain of a long assed drought is finally weighing on him
 

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Jerry will live at least another 25 years, we all know it's true
 

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His mother lived to 90. We have another 12 at least of Jerry.
Men don't live as long as women as a general rule...

Also not sure how much booze and smoking of cigars his mother did but Jerry loves those things. Well that and hookers. I'm guessing his mother wasn't much for hookers.
 

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Men don't live as long as women as a general rule...

Also not sure how much booze and smoking of cigars his mother did but Jerry loves those things. Well that and hookers. I'm guessing his mother wasn't much for hookers.

True but money is the great equalizer.

Who are we kidding? In a couple years he's going to upload his consciousness to a cyborg.
 
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Men don't live as long as women as a general rule...

Also not sure how much booze and smoking of cigars his mother did but Jerry loves those things. Well that and hookers. I'm guessing his mother wasn't much for hookers.
I never did Jerry's mom.
 

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I have to admit, this was a real weird camp arrival.

Not nearly the pageantry. Then the weird pandemic questions, Jerry Jones dropping a couple of F-bombs and then crying.

WTF.
 

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He has maybe 5-7 years left, and while obviously I'd love a Super Bowl, part of me would be happy in a demented way that he went out without ever winning it all again.
 
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Jerry is completely full of shit but you'd have to be obtuse to think he isn't feeling the weight of his age. He's definitely getting desperate to win one more given that he could only have a handful of years left, and even if he does live to 90 or whatever I'm sure part of him knows he'll only be looked at as a figurehead at best by that point.

It's one reason why I knew there was no chance we'd let Dak walk, Jerry can't afford to waste 2-3 years to find another QB, he might literally be dead by then.
 
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Jerry is completely full of shit but you'd have to be obtuse to think he isn't feeling the weight of his age. He's definitely getting desperate to win one more given that he could only have a handful of years left, and even if he does live to 90 or whatever I'm sure part of him knows he'll only be looked at as a figurehead at best by that point.

It's one reason why I knew there was no chance we'd let Dak walk, Jerry can't afford to waste 2-3 years to find another QB, he might literally be dead by then.
Sure as shit he’s feeling it, and he wants his feelings recorded and known in as dramatic fashion as he can make happen
 

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Jerry is completely full of shit but you'd have to be obtuse to think he isn't feeling the weight of his age. He's definitely getting desperate to win one more given that he could only have a handful of years left, and even if he does live to 90 or whatever I'm sure part of him knows he'll only be looked at as a figurehead at best by that point.

It's one reason why I knew there was no chance we'd let Dak walk, Jerry can't afford to waste 2-3 years to find another QB, he might literally be dead by then.
His own mortality does not affect him. If so, you would be seeing more Al Davis-like behavior.

It has been clear for years that this family is ready for when he takes a dirt nap.

Isn't that nice?
 

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