2021 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Genghis Khan]

He can't possibly be a starter next year. Can he?

 

[Chocolate Lab]

You just hope Jerry wasn't asking the DC candidates, "Now tell me what you can do to get Jaylon back to his great self again..."

 

[ravidubey]

You just hope Jerry wasn't asking the DC candidates, "Now tell me what you can do to get Jaylon back to his great self again..."

Shit, that’s giving Jerry too much credit, if anything. That deluded, stubborn old fart thinks Smith is elite and had a great season.

Any thought of changing Smiths role in any way might get a coach fired in Dallas.

 

[Cotton]

Just thought of a good new word. Dicknuckle. I don't what it means, but I like the way it sounds.

 

[L.T. Fan]

I don’t know that anyone really knows what he thinks about Smith. He isn’t going to denigrate him publically nor should anyone expect him to. I’m sure he has the input from the coaching staff and will act on that rather than pretend that Smith is still an asset to the team.

 

[NoDak]

Just thought of a good new word. Dicknuckle. I don't what it means, but I like the way it sounds.

I like the way you think. I was mad at one of my kids a few years ago and just blurted out calling them a poopknuckle. I liked it, so added it to my repertoire.

 

[Cotton]

I like the way you think. I was mad at one of my kids a few years ago and just blurted out calling them a poopknuckle. I liked it, so added it to my repertoire.

I actually called my wife the dicknuckle. :oops:

 

[roughneck266]

Just thought of a good new word. Dicknuckle. I don't what it means, but I like the way it sounds.

Lemme try it out....

 

[roughneck266]

Fuckin Electrician isn't at all happy, apparently dick knuckle is offensive to people from sisterfuck Arkansas.

 

[Cotton]

Fuckin Electrician isn't at all happy, apparently dick knuckle is offensive to people from sisterfuck Arkansas.

Really? I thought I made it up.

 

[roughneck266]

Really? I thought I made it up.

He's always pissy. It can be brand new and still doesn't see the amusement I do in it. He is amusing though. I doubt I would keep coming out here if I didn't have him to constantly fuck with.

 

[Cotton]

He's always pissy. It can be brand new and still doesn't see the amusement I do in it. He is amusing though. I doubt I would keep coming out here if I didn't have him to constantly fuck with.

Yeah, those type people are the most fun to mess with.

 

[roughneck266]

Yeah, those type people are the most fun to mess with.

He's been playing the slightly retarded coyote to my roadrunner for 7 years. Honestly, I would do anything for the guy, he is as good as gold, but I will probably make a gay joke about him at his funeral.

 

[Cotton]

He's been playing the slightly retarded coyote to my roadrunner for 7 years.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Todd ArcherESPN Staff Writer
The Chicago Bears have requested permission to speak with Cowboys senior defensive assistant George Edwards regarding their defensive coordinator opening, according to a source. Because it is for a coordinator's job, the Cowboys cannot block the request, but the organization wants to keep Edwards, who spoke with Mike McCarthy about the Cowboys' coordinator job before it went to Dan Quinn. Edwards was Minnesota's defensive coordinator from 2014-19.

 

[1bigfan13]

The Vikings had some pretty solid defenses during Edward's stretch. That Bears job is probably his if he wants it.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

The Vikings had some pretty solid defenses during Edward's stretch. That Bears job is probably his if he wants it.

Should have been our defensive coordinator last year.

 

[Cotton]

@mcnuttz , here you go!

 

[boozeman]

He gone.

 

[mcnuttz]

@mcnuttz , here you go!

Props, you magnificent bastard!!!

:ROFLMAO:

Now please make it an official DCC smiley.