2021 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[boozeman]

I figured within 5, so we’re on the same page.

If they want 18 games they better expand the shit out of the rosters.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

If they want 18 games they better expand the shit out of the rosters.

They’d have to because injuries would spike like no other.

 

[boozeman]

April Fools Day fail.

 

[boozeman]

 

[mcnuttz]

Who you ordering this year, @boozeman ?

 

[Rev]

Who you ordering this year, @boozeman ?

Probably Tarbell

 

[boozeman]

Who you ordering this year, @boozeman ?

The last jersey I have owned is an Aikman. And that was gifted to me.

I have never bought team merchandise since being an adult.

Anything I have is what people give me.

 

[mcnuttz]

The last jersey I have owned is an Aikman. And that was gifted to me.

I have never bought team merchandise since being an adult.

Anything I have is what people give me.

I remember, just being an asswipe.

Last jersey I bought myself was Romo in 06, but my son had a toddler Sean Lee and currently sporting a Zeke. Fuck the Joneses but my son wanted a Cowboys jersey so I was gonna make sure he had one.

 

[Simpleton]

I can't believe these fucking guys are actually going into the draft with nothing but Hill (coming off an ACL)/Gallimore/Woods/Watkins at DT.

 

[boozeman]

I can't believe these fucking guys are actually going into the draft with nothing but Hill (coming off an ACL)/Gallimore/Woods/Watkins at DT.

You are going to be even more baffled when they emerge from the draft with some late round schmoe.

 

[mcnuttz]

I can't believe these fucking guys are actually going into the draft with nothing but Hill (coming off an ACL)/Gallimore/Woods/Watkins at DT.

No shit.

Why they weren't at Dalvin T's doorstep as soon as legal tampering began, I will never understand.

When you watch how they approach free agency, there's no way you can believe that Jerry would do anything it takes to win a Super Bowl.

 

[mcnuttz]

You are going to be even more baffled when they emerge from the draft with some late round schmoe.

It's about time for another 05 impact draft.

Jeremiah Ratliff, come on down!!!

 

[Cotton]

When you watch how they approach free agency, there's no way you can believe that Jerry would do anything it takes to win a Super Bowl.

But but but, Jerry told me he would spend any amount of money if it meant a Super Bowl. Was he........ lying? ~gasp~

 

[mcnuttz]

But but but, Jerry told me he would spend any amount of money if it meant a Super Bowl. Was he........ lying? ~gasp~

 

[Cotton]

Cowboy Bob!

 

[bbgun]

our Cowboy Bob was way more retarded

 

[Cotton]

our Cowboy Bob was way more retarded

Is he even still alive?

 

[bbgun]

Is he even still alive?

Haven't been to the Zone in forever, so beats me. I think he worked for the DMV or something.

 

[boozeman]

Is he even still alive?

I will never forget the Hostile threat to him of "blood on the walls".

 

[Cotton]

I will never forget the Hostile threat to him of "blood on the walls".

Please elaborate. I don't believe I have heard this story.