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E_D_Guapo

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One word. And you should be familiar with it since you live in Austin. Hipster.
I am familiar with it and it is overused and misused all the time. "Hipsters" make up a small part of people who are buying these beers from smaller breweries.
 

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I am familiar with it and it is overused and misused all the time. "Hipsters" make up a small part of people who are buying these beers from smaller breweries.
Not saying they are hipsters. I meant the mentality. Trying to come up with the most bizarre names possible is a very hipster thing to think/do.
 

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If the DCC ran a brewery, I wonder what the beer names would be....
 

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If the DCC ran a brewery, I wonder what the beer names would be....
* limited release, small batch Too Hostile Series: Hostile Extra Stout (Imperial Stout), Green Balloon Pale Ale (American Pale Ale), Cop Jumper IPA (Imperial/Double IPA), Toy Soldier Pils (Pilsner), Never Flinched (Brown Ale)
* Skidadl's Zapatos Blancos (Mexican Lager; brewed in Texas)
* Ole Carl (Irish Stout)
* Rant RIP IPA (IPA)
* Schmidtty's Titties (Helles)
* Banjo & the Growler: a pale ale & a stout or porter (sold exclusively in 6 packs with 3 of each beer), combined to make a classic black & tan ala Guinness & Harp

The possibilities are vast but these immediately came to mind.
 
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* limited release, small batch Too Hostile Series: Hostile Extra Stout (Imperial Stout), Green Balloon Pale Ale (American Pale Ale), Cop Jumper IPA (Imperial/Double IPA), Toy Soldier Pils (Pilsner), Never Flinched (Brown Ale)
* Skidadl's Zapatos Blancos (Mexican Lager; brewed in Texas)
* Ole Carl (Irish Stout)
* Rant RIP IPA (IPA)
* Schmidtty's Titties (Helles)
* Banjo & the Growler: a pale ale & a stout or porter (sold exclusively in 6 packs with 3 of each beer), combined to make a classic black & tan ala Guinness & Harp

The possibilities are vast but these immediately came to mind.
Very well done.
 

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* limited release, small batch Too Hostile Series: Hostile Extra Stout (Imperial Stout), Green Balloon Pale Ale (American Pale Ale), Cop Jumper IPA (Imperial/Double IPA), Toy Soldier Pils (Pilsner), Never Flinched (Brown Ale)
* Skidadl's Zapatos Blancos (Mexican Lager; brewed in Texas)
* Ole Carl (Irish Stout)
* Rant RIP IPA (IPA)
* Schmidtty's Titties (Helles)
* Banjo & the Growler: a pale ale & a stout or porter (sold exclusively in 6 packs with 3 of each beer), combined to make a classic black & tan ala Guinness & Harp

The possibilities are vast but these immediately came to mind.
That is an excellent start.
 

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There is definitely a Ludicre Shandy
 

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Tad Amount Tallboy?
 

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Classically Decent Cider.
 

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Dumb Frick Prem-Weiss?
 

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Woke Up Screaming (Habanero Porter)
Ayuh (ESB–Extra Special Bitter)
Post More Pils (Pilsner)
 
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Southern Fools' O'Douls

Takes about 20 or so to get drunk, right [MENTION=57]mcnuttz[/MENTION]?

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