Packers at Cowboys | Week 15 Gameday Chatter Thread | 12/15/13

UncleMilti

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Change doesn't happen unless this team misses the playoffs.
 
Simpleton

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Anybody who thinks Garrett is back if we miss the playoffs after some of these ridiculous losses is out of their mind.

I do think he lost the team and his job today, it's just a matter of time until it's official.
 
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Deuce said:
My wet dream tonight:

Deuce: You're talking about what.You're talking about... Bitching about that field position you shot, some sonofabitch who don't wanna run the ball, some broad you're trying to screw, so forth. Let's talk about something important. They all here?


Tom Ciskowski: All but one.


Deuce: I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important. Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee's for closers only. You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Jerry and Stephen. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Garrett? You call yourself a head coach you son of a bitch?


Garrett: I don't gotta sit here and listen to this shit.


Deuce: You certainly don't pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just two weeks to regain your jobs starting with next week. Starting with next week's game. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. "Cause we're adding a little something to this piece of shit season. As you all know first prize is a Super Bowl win. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got game plans. Jerry and Stephen paid good money, get their names to sell them. you can't win the game plans youre given you can't win shit. You ARE shit. Hit the bricks pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT.


Monte Kiffin: The game plans are weak.


Deuce: The game plans are weak? Fucking game plans are weak. You're weak. I've been on this board 10 years...


Garrett: What's your name?


Deuce: Fuck you. That's my name. You know why, mister? You drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an eighty-thousand dollar BMW. THAT'S my name. And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the man's game, you can't close them - go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to win the big game in December. You hear me you fucking faggots? A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing. ALWAYS BE CLOSING. A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention - Do I have your attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, because it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision - Have you made your decision, for Christ? And Action. A-I-D-A. Get out there and practice - you got the prospects coming in. You think they came in to get out of the rain? A guy don't walk onto the practice field and want to stand around. They're sitting out there waiting to give you their best. Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? What's the problem, pal?


Garrett: You. You're such a hero, you're so rich, how come you're coming down here wasting your time with such a bunch of bums?


Deuce: You see this watch? You see this watch?


Garrett: Yeah.


Deuce: That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much'd you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - win! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get in a press conference? You don't like it, leave. _I_ can go out there tonight with the materials you've got and win by 10. Tonight! In three hours! Can you? Can YOU? Go and do likewise. A-I-D-A. Get mad you son of a bitches. get mad. You want to know what it takes to win football games? It takes BRASS BALLS to win football games. Go and do likewise gents. Wins are out there. You pick it up, it's yours. You don't, I got no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those games and close, CLOSE. It's yours. If not you're gonna be shining my shoes. And you know what you'll be saying - a bunch of losers sittin' around in a bar. 'Oh yeah. I used to be an NFL coach. It's a tough racket.' These are the new game plans . These are the Jimmy Johnson game plans. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers. I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Jerry and Stephen asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser.
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boozeman

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Simpleton said:
Anybody who thinks Garrett is back if we miss the playoffs after some of these ridiculous losses is out of their mind.

I do think he lost the team and his job today, it's just a matter of time until it's official.
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I think he did enough today to show he can't control the team to lose his job.
 
Genghis Khan

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Deuce said:
My wet dream tonight:

Deuce: You're talking about what.You're talking about... Bitching about that field position you shot, some sonofabitch who don't wanna run the ball, some broad you're trying to screw, so forth. Let's talk about something important. They all here?


Tom Ciskowski: All but one.


Deuce: I'm going anyway. Let's talk about something important. Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee's for closers only. You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Jerry and Stephen. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Garrett? You call yourself a head coach you son of a bitch?


Garrett: I don't gotta sit here and listen to this shit.


Deuce: You certainly don't pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just two weeks to regain your jobs starting with next week. Starting with next week's game. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. "Cause we're adding a little something to this piece of shit season. As you all know first prize is a Super Bowl win. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got game plans. Jerry and Stephen paid good money, get their names to sell them. you can't win the game plans youre given you can't win shit. You ARE shit. Hit the bricks pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT.


Monte Kiffin: The game plans are weak.


Deuce: The game plans are weak? Fucking game plans are weak. You're weak. I've been on this board 10 years...


Garrett: What's your name?


Deuce: Fuck you. That's my name. You know why, mister? You drove a Hyundai to get here. I drove an eighty-thousand dollar BMW. THAT'S my name. And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the man's game, you can't close them - go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to win the big game in December. You hear me you fucking faggots? A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing. ALWAYS BE CLOSING. A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention - Do I have your attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, because it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Decision - Have you made your decision, for Christ? And Action. A-I-D-A. Get out there and practice - you got the prospects coming in. You think they came in to get out of the rain? A guy don't walk onto the practice field and want to stand around. They're sitting out there waiting to give you their best. Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it? What's the problem, pal?


Garrett: You. You're such a hero, you're so rich, how come you're coming down here wasting your time with such a bunch of bums?


Deuce: You see this watch? You see this watch?


Garrett: Yeah.


Deuce: That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much'd you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - win! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get in a press conference? You don't like it, leave. _I_ can go out there tonight with the materials you've got and win by 10. Tonight! In three hours! Can you? Can YOU? Go and do likewise. A-I-D-A. Get mad you son of a bitches. get mad. You want to know what it takes to win football games? It takes BRASS BALLS to win football games. Go and do likewise gents. Wins are out there. You pick it up, it's yours. You don't, I got no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those games and close, CLOSE. It's yours. If not you're gonna be shining my shoes. And you know what you'll be saying - a bunch of losers sittin' around in a bar. 'Oh yeah. I used to be an NFL coach. It's a tough racket.' These are the new game plans . These are the Jimmy Johnson game plans. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for closers. I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer you question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Jerry and Stephen asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your fucking ass because a loser is a loser.
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:lol

One of my all time favorite movies. Well done, that was great.
 
asklesko

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boozeman said:
In other words, Garrett is not even the head coach.

He has a collection of independent contractors playing for him.

Doesn't excuse him. Just the lay of the land.
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all these guys are just spaceholders. the guy making all the decisions is jerry jones.
 
data

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Well, maybe we shouldn't copy everything the Steelers are doing.
 
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I thought I was dead facing Simp with my QB shitting the bed, but I'm only down 2 now. C'mon Ben, throw it just a few more times to Brown.
 
Simpleton

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I think we should cut Ware unless he takes a huge restructure too, this guy was going up against a 6th round rookie, often 1 on 1, and did jack and shit today. I know part of it is that he's injured but I think his body is worn down from the years of pounding, he probably has another solid 2-3 years left but we should start cleaning house and salary.

It'd be all good if we had someone competent making personnel decisions, I'd be confident that we could get some decent pass-rushers in here, but with Jerry it doesn't really matter in the end what we do so who cares?
 
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@DezBryant: I walked back to the locker room because I was emotional...it had nothing to do with my teammates we had it... We fought and didn't finish
 
Simpleton

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If we ran the ball twice with Murray and punted they'd have had just under 2 minutes to go about 80 yards, they could have certainly done it but I'm not 100% sure they would've scored a TD. Not to mention if we get 6 yards in 2 plays the game is over.

I was pissed in the first half with the play-calling, I believe when we were up either 13-3 or 16-3 we ran the ball like 2 or 3 times out of about 12-15 or so plays and our drives kept stalling. Garrett just can't help himself and that exacerbates Romo when he gets jittery, he needs someone who can feel how the game is going and calm him down with runs, easy throws and such.
 
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