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Hmph.

Bortles' mom looks like she's a hellcat.
 

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And Sammy's mom looks like she can cook the shit out of some collards.
 

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I'm watching the pre-draft show on the NFL Network... how long have they been doing this fucking "red carpet" nonsense? Now they're having Hollywood celebrities involved in this increasingly embarrassing spectacle? It's almost unwatchable.
 

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Although seeing Melissa Stark in her evening's best is a nice trade off
 

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It'd be interesting to see how many people unfollow him today
He has already dropped at least a thousand followers. :lol
 

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I just :lol'd thinking about the DCC doing a Google hangout.

 

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If I were the Texans, I would take Mack.

He seems like a normal person. There is something weird about Clowney.
 

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NFL Draft Prospects Mom's

Evaluation:

Taylor Lewan's Mom:
H: 5-8
W: 130 lbs

Strengths: Barrel-chested for textbook pearl necklace. Tenacity. Solid frame to handle double-team
Weaknesses: Longer than normal teeth could impact smoothness of the backslide.

Overall: 8.3
 
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Evaluation:
Mike Evans' Mom:
H: 5-4
W: 120 lbs

Strengths: Quiet demeanor and let's her game do the talking. Strong knees.
Weaknesses: Black teeth leaves stains.

Overall: 7.1
 
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As much as I hate Jerry, I do appreciate him allowing War Room access.
 

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As much as I hate Jerry, I do appreciate him allowing War Room access.
Of course he allows it. It lets everyone see just how much he is in control.
 
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