Jerry Jones has surgery

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Jerry Jones has eye surgery

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones apologized for the dark sun glasses he wore Friday. He had eye surgery Wednesday to repair a retina.

"I actually don’t know when it was injured, but it probably could have been as much as 10 or 15 years ago," Jones said. "It had me where I wasn’t hitting the curve ball like I know that I can."

-- Charean Williams
 

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"I actually don’t know when it was injured, but it probably could have been as much as 10 or 15 years ago," Jones said. "It had me where I wasn’t hitting the curve ball like I know that I can."
I assume his vision has been impaired for the last decade and a half.

That could explain why he couldn't see a draft board properly most of the time.
 

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I assume his vision has been impaired for the last decade and a half.

That could explain why he couldn't see a draft board properly most of the time.
It explains quite a lot really
 

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Yeah it was most likely closer to 15 years.
 

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no wonder he's fond of the silver-green pants. he can't even see them.
 

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There goes his eye for talent..
 

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I was hopeful that perhaps a brain was installed.

 
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"It had me where I wasn’t hitting the curve ball like I know that I can."
I can picture him saying this with that obnoxious shit eating grin. I hate this man so very much.
 

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Is it wrong that I got excited about this thread title.
No, but it's poor practice to end a question with a period and vicey versey?
 
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