Happy Festivus!

1bigfan13

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Happy Festivus!

The tradition of Festivus begins with airing of grievances.

I’ve got a lot of problems with you people. Now, you’re going to hear about them.

In no particular.

Boozeman: Not a fan of your movie, TV, and music recommendations…..at all.

Texas Ace: Way too prone to emotional mood swings; particularly if things go off track for one week.

Bipo: You post too many damn memes and won’t let go of your preconceived notions even when proven wrong.

Geng: The fact that you’re from Philly earns you a spot on this list. Sorry, my hands are tied.

NoDak: You’re a bit of a pompous jackass.

Jiggy: The DCC’s version of “Likes to fight guy”. Everything’s not a personal attack.

LT: Too much “wait and see”. Step out on a limb for once dammit!

KBrown: You strike me as a LARPer. I have a problem with people who LARP.

Ravid: Your Romo love was sickening at times. It got so bad back in November I almost filed a restraining order on Romo’s behalf.

Deuce: You talk about UCF football too much. Nobody cares about UCF football…..not even Scott Frost.

Iamtdg: You’ve turned into the board’s biggest homer. You’d fit right in with Hostile’s posse back in the day during the golden era of Cowboys Zone. CASmith, Silverbear, and Iamtdg flanking Hostile…..enforcing his rule of law.

Phil: You’re infatuated with polls & you’re scared of clowns. Do you squat to pee?


Feel free to air your grievances in here. The Feats of Strength will begin at 7 PM EST. Choose your target wisely.
 

boozeman

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Happy Festivus!

The tradition of Festivus begins with airing of grievances.

I’ve got a lot of problems with you people. Now, you’re going to hear about them.

In no particular.

Boozeman: Not a fan of your movie, TV, and music recommendations…..at all.
Your words. They hurt.

But given the fact that your grievances listed almost completely match mine the rest of the way, I will refrain from lashing out with some of my own.
 

skidadl

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I got served with papers today. I haven't opened it yet but I assume it is from you?
 

1bigfan13

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I got served with papers today. I haven't opened it yet but I assume it is from you?
I wanted to include you and Mcnuttz on the list but I couldn't think of anything. I'm sure someone else will help me out.
 

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The wait and see is a myth that was initially promulgated years ago by SBK and boozeman. As I recall it was about some situation with a drafted player and they were predicting that he wouldn't last a season. I don't even recall the player. At any rate I suggested to them why not wait and see rather than prounouncing automatic failure and it set both of the off. I rarely use that term but it is brought up periodically by others. The latter being the promulgation of the myth.
 

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Only a bit? Fuck that half assed shit.

Guess I'll have to ramp it up.
 

Cotton

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Hey, I warned everyone on here that this could happen. My inner homer has been screaming to get out for too many years. It saw the light and it ran towards it. I will not apologize. Now, if we lose our first playoff game, I will go right back to hating.





Until next year.
 

Cotton

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Oh, and Happy Festivus to you all, too.

I don't really have any major gripes about you assholes. I will have to try and think some up.
 

Cotton

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Oh, I got one. Pretty much everyone here laughed at me when the ode was brought down. I had no one on my side. So pretty much fuck all of you for that.
 

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Oh, I got one. Pretty much everyone here laughed at me when the ode was brought down. I had no one on my side. So pretty much fuck all of you for that.

Come on, do you know that the ode was greatness.
 

Cotton

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Come on, do you know that the ode was greatness.
Did you know I was hungover as hell the morning I woke up and found the ode waiting for me? And, not one of you jackwagons had the decency to stand beside me. You just stood there in your airs of arrogance and laughed. I have not forgotten.
 

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I forgot how it went...... :tippytoe
 

1bigfan13

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Did you know I was hungover as hell the morning I woke up and found the ode waiting for me? And, not one of you jackwagons had the decency to stand beside me. You just stood there in your airs of arrogance and laughed. I have not forgotten.
 

Cotton

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Well, now that I'm on a roll, fuck all of you for not letting me start chatter threads. And I mean, you all can seriously go eff yourselves. In the butt. With a pineapple. GOD, this feels good!
 

L.T. Fan

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Oh, I got one. Pretty much everyone here laughed at me when the ode was brought down. I had no one on my side. So pretty much fuck all of you for that.
What ode? Now apologize.
 
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