Week 11 Gameday Chatter | Ravens vs. Cowboys | 11/20/2016

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If you have less than 5 posts by game's end, a Cowboys loss will be on your head.
I can't talk about the details of the streak I'm on. I'm risking it even responding to this! :lol
 

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Another healthy scratch for Mayowa.
 

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Need more categories. I don't think it'll be enough to get drunk.
Figured it was the early game and I'd go nice. Alright, everyone picks one player
Lucky Whitehead: Every time he goes in motion. Two shots for returning the ball past midfield, even if he fields the ball at our 49 yard line

Ezekiel Elliott: Every live shot of his head, no helmet on, is shown. Shot every hurdle. Two shots once he goes 100+ yards from scrimmage.

Lance Dunbar: Three shots for every touch.

Dak Prescott: Every pass completion over 20 yards, including YAC. Two shots for running for 1st down/TD.

Dan Bailey: Every touchback. Two shots for FG made.

Car commercial: Every Chevy commercial, every commercial for car with big red bow

Terrence Williams: shot every catch. Two additional shots if he gets tackled inbounds. Three additional if he goes out of bounds.

Dez Bryant: Every back shoulder catch. Two shots for every end zone fade attempt.

Sean Lee: Every solo tackle.

Brandon Carr: Every time he gives up a 1st down catch.

Cowboys OL: Every run conversion in 3rd or 4th down.
 

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So no Elvis or Jmmy Smith. Me likey.
 

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I have a weird feeling about this game.
 
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Figured it was the early game and I'd go nice. Alright, everyone picks one player
Lucky Whitehead: Every time he goes in motion. Two shots for returning the ball past midfield, even if he fields the ball at our 49 yard line

Ezekiel Elliott: Every live shot of his head, no helmet on, is shown. Shot every hurdle. Two shots once he goes 100+ yards from scrimmage.

Lance Dunbar: Three shots for every touch.

Dak Prescott: Every pass completion over 20 yards, including YAC. Two shots for running for 1st down/TD.

Dan Bailey: Every touchback. Two shots for FG made.

Car commercial: Every Chevy commercial, every commercial for car with big red bow

Terrence Williams: shot every catch. Two additional shots if he gets tackled inbounds. Three additional if he goes out of bounds.

Dez Bryant: Every back shoulder catch. Two shots for every end zone fade attempt.

Sean Lee: Every solo tackle.

Brandon Carr: Every time he gives up a 1st down catch.

Cowboys OL: Every run conversion in 3rd or 4th down.
:lol damn, some people may not survive today. Dez alone could cause alcohol poisoning if we get multiple 1st and Goals.
 

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Lost in all the hoopla during the Pittsburgh game was the reemergence of Dez's ass crack.

The crack is back, Jack! :towel
 

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Lost in all the hoopla during the Pittsburgh game was the reemergence of Dez's ass crack.

The crack is back, Jack! :towel
Attack the crack, Dak?

:unsure
 

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My wife has now pushed lunch being ready back to 11:30. A little too close to game time for me. Looks like 2 black eyes might not be sufficient in this case.
 

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Another healthy scratch for Mayowa.
Jesus, I thought Green was supposed to be ready this week.
 

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My wife has now pushed lunch being ready back to 11:30. A little too close to game time for me. Looks like 2 black eyes might not be sufficient in this case.
GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY!!!!
 
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