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I can't talk about the details of the streak I'm on. I'm risking it even responding to this!If you have less than 5 posts by game's end, a Cowboys loss will be on your head.
I can't talk about the details of the streak I'm on. I'm risking it even responding to this!If you have less than 5 posts by game's end, a Cowboys loss will be on your head.
Figured it was the early game and I'd go nice. Alright, everyone picks one playerNeed more categories. I don't think it'll be enough to get drunk.
Streak acknowledged. Superstition recognized. You are exempt.I can't talk about the details of the streak I'm on. I'm risking it even responding to this!
God damn, man.Sean Lee: Every solo tackle.
damn, some people may not survive today. Dez alone could cause alcohol poisoning if we get multiple 1st and Goals.Figured it was the early game and I'd go nice. Alright, everyone picks one player
Lucky Whitehead: Every time he goes in motion. Two shots for returning the ball past midfield, even if he fields the ball at our 49 yard line
Ezekiel Elliott: Every live shot of his head, no helmet on, is shown. Shot every hurdle. Two shots once he goes 100+ yards from scrimmage.
Lance Dunbar: Three shots for every touch.
Dak Prescott: Every pass completion over 20 yards, including YAC. Two shots for running for 1st down/TD.
Dan Bailey: Every touchback. Two shots for FG made.
Car commercial: Every Chevy commercial, every commercial for car with big red bow
Terrence Williams: shot every catch. Two additional shots if he gets tackled inbounds. Three additional if he goes out of bounds.
Dez Bryant: Every back shoulder catch. Two shots for every end zone fade attempt.
Sean Lee: Every solo tackle.
Brandon Carr: Every time he gives up a 1st down catch.
Cowboys OL: Every run conversion in 3rd or 4th down.
That's certainly understandable with us on an 8 game streak.I have a weird feeling about this game.
Attack the crack, Dak?Lost in all the hoopla during the Pittsburgh game was the reemergence of Dez's ass crack.
The crack is back, Jack!
Lost in all the hoopla during the Pittsburgh game was the reemergence of Dez's ass crack.
The crack is back, Jack!
Jesus, I thought Green was supposed to be ready this week.
Another healthy scratch for Mayowa.
GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY!!!!My wife has now pushed lunch being ready back to 11:30. A little too close to game time for me. Looks like 2 black eyes might not be sufficient in this case.
You have your methods, and I have mine.GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY!!!!