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    With the possible exception of his wife, Charlotte, the young boys, Romo, etc., how many of those women has Jerry groped or slobbered on in one of his drunken stupors?

    And maybe we can't be too sure about Charlotte or the young boys. We are talking Arkansas, after all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadrise View Post
    With the possible exception of his wife, Charlotte, the young boys, Romo, etc., how many of those women has Jerry groped or slobbered on in one of his drunken stupors?

    And maybe we can't be too sure about Charlotte or the young boys. We are talking Arkansas, after all.
    Plus, you can't tell me that Jerry hasnt harassed his share of women along the way. Where are all his "me too's" hidden ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iamtdg View Post
    You know that woman is probably wild as shit in the sack. I bet she even does butt play.
    When Hunter Thompson was covering the Roxanne Pulitzer trial in Palm Beach, Fla., he quoted a witness as saying "she was the best and strongest piece of ass I've ever had."

    Looking at Charlotte, I wonder if the same could be said of her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadrise View Post
    When Hunter Thompson was covering the Roxanne Pulitzer trial in Palm Beach, Fla., he quoted a witness as saying "she was the best and strongest piece of ass I've ever had."

    Looking at Charlotte, I wonder if the same could be said of her.
    She just has that Cougar dirty girl vibe to her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iamtdg View Post
    She just has that Cougar dirty girl vibe to her.
    Beat me, hurt me, make me write bad checks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadrise View Post
    Beat me, hurt me, make me write bad checks.


    Pretty much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boozeman View Post
    So amongst everything else this team can't even focus on more than one thing at a time....

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    Please, 6'4 250 lb karate Jesus, make this happen.

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