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    New Legislation for a Better World

    1. Guns - No permits necessary. Open carry and anything. "Assault rifles", handguns, grenades, flashbangs, bazookas, etc.

    2. Harassment in the Workplace - If you can't take it, quit and find another job.

    3. Middle East - Just nuke the entire place. There's enough Muslims around the world to keep the religion going. Let the survivors open casinos or something. It worked out for the Redskins. As for eradication of religious sites, Christianity sure seems to have survived without knowing where the location of the Garden of Eden.

    4. Contagious Disease - The entire populace with a transmittable disease that's fatal like HIV shall be quarantined.

    5. Drugs - Open for anything. Wreck your own body if you choose to. For those worried about drug-related crimes, that's why we have Rule #1.

    6. ADA - Eliminate ADA requirements to build this and that.

    7. Immigration - Main requirement for US Citizenship is a rigid English test. Come to the United States, you must learn English.

    8. English Only - No public use of anything except English.

    9. NFL Draft - Saturday Rounds 1-2-3. Sunday Rounds 4-7. 10 minute time limit for Round 1 & 2.

    10. Definition of an NFL Catch. 4 feet down (minimum 2 feet inbounds), or 1 "knee" with possession. Doesn't matter if falling to the ground or not.

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    It's gonna suck for some, but better in the long run.

    Actually disappointed. Figured you to be a supporter for some of them.
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    Yea, let's let everyone carry guns everywhere that way they can stop these mass shootings from happening.

    When I think of ways to be safer in these situations, I think of 10 armed civilians on the other side of the room opening fire and creating all out war in the room.

    That's the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Texas Ace View Post
    Yea, let's let everyone carry guns everywhere that way they can stop these mass shootings from happening.

    When I think of ways to be safer in these situations, I think of 10 armed civilians on the other side of the room opening fire and creating all out war in the room.

    That's the solution!

    Jerry Falwell Jr.: If more good people had concealed guns, 'we could end those Muslims'


    http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/jer...d=ansmsnnews11
    The president of Liberty University, a popular pilgrimage site for presidential candidates, urged students during the school’s convocation Friday to get their permits to carry concealed weapons.

    In his remarks, President Jerry Falwell Jr., son of the late religious right leader Jerry Falwell Sr., pressed students at the Christian school in Lynchburg, Va. to carry weapons on campus following Wednesday’s mass shooting in San Bernardino, Calif.

    “It just blows my mind that the president of the United States [says] that the answer to circumstances like that is more gun control,” he said to applause.

    “If some of those people in that community center had what I have in my back pocket right now…,” he said while being interrupted by louder cheers and clapping. “Is it illegal to pull it out? I don’t know,” he said, chuckling.

    “‘I’ve always thought that if more good people had concealed-carry permits, then we could end those Muslims before they walked in,” he says, the rest of his sentence drowned out by loud applause while he said, “and killed them.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by pdom View Post
    1. Guns - No permits necessary. Open carry and anything. "Assault rifles", handguns, grenades, flashbangs, bazookas, etc.

    2. Harassment in the Workplace - If you can't take it, quit and find another job.

    3. Middle East - Just nuke the entire place. There's enough Muslims around the world to keep the religion going. Let the survivors open casinos or something. It worked out for the Redskins. As for eradication of religious sites, Christianity sure seems to have survived without knowing where the location of the Garden of Eden.

    4. Contagious Disease - The entire populace with a transmittable disease that's fatal like HIV shall be quarantined.

    5. Drugs - Open for anything. Wreck your own body if you choose to. For those worried about drug-related crimes, that's why we have Rule #1.

    6. ADA - Eliminate ADA requirements to build this and that.

    7. Immigration - Main requirement for US Citizenship is a rigid English test. Come to the United States, you must learn English.

    8. English Only - No public use of anything except English.

    9. NFL Draft - Saturday Rounds 1-2-3. Sunday Rounds 4-7. 10 minute time limit for Round 1 & 2.

    10. Definition of an NFL Catch. 4 feet down (minimum 2 feet inbounds), or 1 "knee" with possession. Doesn't matter if falling to the ground or not.
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