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  1. Simpleton

    Cardinals Stuff…

    This defense is full of fucking pussies.
  2. Simpleton

    Cardinals Stuff…

    Based on the betting trends it seems like Brissett will probably be starting, although he's put up some stats these last two games and we all know what our defense is.
  3. Simpleton

    Cardinals Stuff…

    I'd respect it more if he didn't shave his chest.
  4. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    It's either going to be Will McDonald (rookie contract) or some complete shitbird wash out on a rookie contract.
  5. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    There were several times where the rush won quick but it didn't matter because the ball was out within 2 seconds. Of course there were also plenty of times where Nix had about 6 seconds to throw, so hey.
  6. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    I'd be curious to see how teams around the league value him. Not sure I'd do a 1+Osa but a 2+Osa is a no brainer.
  7. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    With the Jets seemingly listening to offers on Quinnen Williams and this rando Twitter guy who somehow nails trades ahead of time saying we're probably going to trade for a DL, what would you be willing to give up for Williams? For me he's not quite in the same tier as Crosby, but not far below...
  8. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    I'd give up two 1's for Garrett, no questions asked.
  9. Simpleton

    Cardinals Stuff…

    If we lose its Caleb Downs/Reuben Bain time.
  10. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    These dummies think the NFL is like the NBA where you're either a title contender/borderline contender or you're in full rebuild mode. Up until the last year or two damn near 1/3rd of the NBA was in tank/rebuild mode at any given time. So these morons have taken that very black/white view of...
  11. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    It's going to be something meh like Jermaine Johnson or Jaelan Phillips. They're fine dart throws but not needle movers.
  12. Simpleton

    Pick a Lane

    The original prognosis was 6-8 weeks I think? This week will be either 6 or 7 so it seems right.
  13. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    So winning football games isn't their top priority? Huh, interesting.
  14. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    It's because there is no organizational philosophy or ethos for how to build a defense, so they just float in the wind based on the whims of the DC. At least offensively they have an idea of how they want to build (OL first) even if it's misguided somewhat.
  15. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    That and maybe these idiots get lucky with a few picks on the defensive side, at which point you have an excellent offense and maybe a defense that isn't historically retarded.
  16. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    Either re-sign Pickens (I'd go as high as 34/year matching Lamb if his play continues) or tag him and trade him for a pick better than the comp pick you'd get letting him walk (i.e. a late 3). Those are the only options.
  17. Simpleton

    2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

    I think this is sort of accurate, but I also think you're hearing Eberflus' obsession with LB's come through in this statement. And you have to think Eberflus and Borgonzi were heavily involved in bringing in Murray and Sanborn, so what are we even doing here? I also think if we make a trade...
  18. Simpleton

    Pick a Lane

    Yea I've been saying the last few weeks that Hoffman is sort of standing out as a weakness. He's an excellent backup but the longer he plays as a starter the more you see the warts.
  19. Simpleton

    Pick a Lane

    Guyton played RT in college more than anything else, if Thomas ends up being so good at LT it's a no brainer to try Guyton back at RT.
  20. Simpleton

    Pick a Lane

    Possibly and that could mean they're more open to shifting him in the future, but we have to wait for Guyton to crater before that happens. As long as he's hovering around average they won't make a move, maybe just back to RT with Thomas playing LT, but nothing more than that.
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