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NoDak said:
Well, you're gonna hear about it, buddy.

Royce Lewis (1 games played), Carlos Correa (10), Max Kepler (9), Alex Kiriloff (7) are all starters missing from the defense/offense. Johan Duran (0), Justin Topa (0), Zach Weiss (0), Daniel Duarte (1), Josh Winder (2) pitchers missing from the bullpen. DeSclafani (0) missing from the rotation. All these guys were supposed to break camp on the roster.

These guys are all on the DL right now. (except Kepler) Other games have been missed by starters Edouard Julien and Trevor Larnach.

Strangely enough our most injury prone player, Byron Buxton, hasn't missed time (yet) because of injury. ~knock on wood~

Being only 2 games under .500 with half a roster being minor leaguers is a minor miracle. Granted, we've won the last 4 against the Chicago White Sox. ~snicker~
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But I will say this...

Seeing the fucking Chicago White Sox sitting at 3-22 warms my cold, cold heart.
 
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Plus they have to live with being a Twin.

 
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1bigfan13 said:
I saw that they're only averaging around 2 runs per game. :lol

Feels like that's in the territory of historically bad.
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It's glorious.

Not only are they playing awful, they are having horrific luck too. Some of the flukiest shit I've ever seen has been happening to them.

Proof that God hates them.
 
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The Astros finally got a win today.

They gave up 4 runs in the victory.

Anyone wanna guess when those runs were scored by the Rockies?

2 in the 1st inning and 2 in the 9th inning.

:lol

This is unreal.
 
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The White Sox double their season win total to 6 by sweeping the Rays.

Damn. That's gotta be embarrassing.
 
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BTW... I probably just jinxed the fuck outta myself.

The Twins are on the verge of winning their 7th game in a row, sweeping both the Sox and the Angels. Bats have finally come alive.





But I just had to open my damn mouth spouting off before remembering that the Twins start a series in Chicago with the White Sox tomorrow... :skurred
 
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Also, @Cotton, @Rev and @Texas Ace, don't think I didn't see you guys laughing at me and my ill-timed shit talk. And I know you'll be scoreboard watching tomorrow night just waiting for shit to go sideways for me so you can pounce.


Assholes.





But let's be real, eh? That HAD to be embarrassing. Woof.
 
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The Twins are 7-0 and have nearly doubled their run output (32 runs vs the Angels in a 3 game set) since the Summer Sausage found it's way into the dugout. Before this streak, the Twins had a team batting avg. of .195 :budd

Hey. Whatever works.
 
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Never a doubt!

~whew~

8 in a row, baby! :fistpump And Correa is off the DL, with Duran hopefully to soon follow.
 
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