Recent content by son of deadrise

So, let's see. A rookie LT, a rookie guard (or center), a mediocre center, a stud RG but now on his last legs, a third-rate RT. At RB: Elliott, Dowdle, Luepke, Vaughn, et al. When MM took over as OC, his announced intention was to "run the damn ball." If Prescott has any brains or...

I seem to recall that was a big part of the Jason Garrett approach -- so and so needs to step up. Very similar to his "next man up" bullshit. Like, let's wave a magic wand and make a player something he's never going to be.

The pock-marked fat-fuck and the herpes-ridden fossil at least used to pretend they cared about winning. Now they don't even bother.

"This is Jerry Jones." "Jerry who?" "Jerry Jones." "Do I know you?" "I'm the owner of the Dallas Cowboys." "So? What does that make you? A big fuckin' deal or something?" "Now listen, young man—" "No, you listen, Jerry whoever the fuck you are. I was hoping for a call from Kansas City...

It is? Are you sure? In a survey 49% of fans were in favor. And pock-marked, fat-fuck Stephen likes the idea. And you call it stupid?

Even with multiple losing seasons they'll still sell out 8 home dates. TV money stays the same. Fees from AT&T stay the same. Maybe the merch numbers drop a tad, maybe. But when you get 50% of brain-dead fans agreeing that Elliott would be a good pick up, what's Jerry's takeaway? I can sell...

And . . . ?

I'd shoot that motherfucker before I'd draft him.

What?? Why in God's name would he waive the no-trade clause? This week? Oh, yeah. That happens all the time. The no-trade clause is his leverage. He's got the Clampett's by the balls. Pay me this year, assholes, no matter what our record is, and then watch me play the free-agent game.

None of it matters. What a waste of time. Jerry is interested in draft picks only insofar as they keep his team relevant enough to keep generating cash -- to feed Blue Star Innovation Partners' appetite for funding their venture capital investments. It's kind of bizarre that anyone is paying...

It's Jerry's insatiable thirst for headlines and ink of any kind. The article's main theme is how Belichick was "kicked off the island" in NFL circles. The Atlanta brain trust looked at Belichick's record after Brady left and didn't even have him in the top three final candidates. Jerry would...

You're right. I think all the photos of Eisenhower in World War II had him wearing a hat.

I like "herpes-laden." Syphilitic also has a nice ring to it.

It's a pretty good analogy. Like running into a girlfriend from way back, who used to be hot but has let herself go, gained a lot of weight, and married a guy who looks like the pockmarked fat fuck Stephen. If you feel anything at all, it's feeling sorry for her.

Anger? Nah. I don't give a shit about any of it. I'm the one who wonders why anybody bothers to post anything on this board, or any forum. Guess that includes me. But I truly have crossed some threshold. I can watch the games and not even feel my pulse rate quicken. It's such a waste of time...