Recent content by Cowboy Hank

Jenkins is probably still in a burn unit being treated after that play. You could tell by the way he bit on that move that he was already thinking about his touchdown dance.

I've compared being a Cowboys fan to being a battered woman in an abusive relationship. He says he's sorry, he promised to change and you stick around because you want to believe that deep down he's a good guy. And he keeps letting you down time and time again, and you keep going back for...

These women have real talent but have to use their bodies to get attention. Sad.

I have an old (14 years old) Brinkmann grill with the offset smoker. My last project was 12 lbs. of baby back ribs. I smoked them for six hours with pecan wood and finished them in the crock pot with honey barbecue sauce. I usually use cherry wood with ribs, but the pecan wood gave the ribs...

I've tried just about every kind of beer there is. The only difference I could figure out was the amount of sugar they fed the horses before they pissed in the bottles. I've never been able to develop a taste for beer. I'll stick with my Jim Beam.

I've had a Samsung 51" plasma for around three years and it's been an awesome television for me. I'm amazed at the sharpness and clarity it provides and I've never had a problem with it.

A lot of times it takes Manning a quarter or two to figure out what the defense is doing. If they can keep limiting the Seahawks to field goals Denver will probably win this one. I'm desperately trying to care, and failing.

I made the mistake early in my trucking career of hitting the GWB during rush hour on a Friday afternoon. I can't picture it being worse no matter what one governor or another did.

The trouble with dumping any of the coaches is the fact that their replacements are going to be hired by the same guy who thought they were the perfect candidates for the job in the first place. It's self-perpetuating mediocrity on a scale matched and surpassed only by Cleveland.

The Pro Bowl is a popularity contest and a joke. In the AP All-Pro voting the Cowboys have a whopping two players that managed to make the second team roster (Witten and Ware) and for the life of me I don't know who Ware had to pay off to even get on the second team roster. Evaluating your...

Neither of those skinny bitches.

Jerry's a great owner. He's just a horrible everything else.

They're bad. They need better coaching. They need better players. They need more consistency. They need better management. Their owner is good but too involved. I believe I've just encapsulated every article, opinion piece and interview about the Cowboys since around 1997. It's just...

Either way we go, we don't "basically" need an entirely new DL, we DESPERATELY need an entirely new DL.