2023 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Simpleton]

My issue is that these morons seem willing to consider paying Beckham somewhere in the range of $10-15M/year but completely rule it out when it comes to any number of younger, more impactful players available every single year in free agency.

 

[boozeman]

My issue is that these morons seem willing to consider paying Beckham somewhere in the range of $10-15M/year but completely rule it out when it comes to any number of younger, more impactful players available every single year in free agency.

That is because we literally suck at pro personnel.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

My issue is that these morons seem willing to consider paying Beckham somewhere in the range of $10-15M/year but completely rule it out when it comes to any number of younger, more impactful players available every single year in free agency.

We will pay someone like LVE 8 to stay instead of spending 10 on Wagner.

 

[boozeman]

We will pay someone like LVE 8 to stay instead of spending 10 on Wagner.

You can do just like what the Rams did. But we care about the cap. A lot.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

You can do just like what the Rams did. But we care about the cap. A lot.

Supposedly but yet they talk about keeping Tyron and Zeke like there is no cap. They can fuck right off with their cap talk.

 

[boozeman]

Jesus Christ.

I just have to laugh.

I cannot even devote the energy to getting mad because everything they ever fucking say is so predictable.

 

[boozeman]

The insulting of our collective intelligence continues.

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Want to hear something funny :)

Ezekiel Elliott’s cap hit in 2022 was just $1.5M less than Dak Prescott’s.

Why is that not making me laugh...

 

[boozeman]

Hopefully one of the last times.

 

[Bipo]

I look forward to the 3 yards and a cloud of dust drives this fall.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I look forward to the 3 yards and a cloud of dust drives this fall.

I don't even care about the money. If our goal is to run and control the clock this dude will turn our offense to shit.

 

[boozeman]

I look forward to the 3 yards and a cloud of dust drives this fall.

Especially since we GOTTA RUN THE DAMN BALL.

 

[boozeman]

I don't even care about the money. If our goal is to run and control the clock this dude will turn our offense to shit.

Unless Elliott just turns around and presents his ass, I cannot fathom how the team comes out ahead. And that is the gross part. We are actively fighting over cap space versus team success.

 

[boozeman]

Perfectly lucid and sane.

I am assuming this was the stage where his buzz hit.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Perfectly lucid and sane.

I am assuming this was the stage where his buzz hit.

You threaten the franchise tag on Pollard and suddenly his number starts at 10 mil per season. Fuck that non sense.

I doubt Wilson or Schultz would be afraid of the franchise tag. They should be throwing a party if they got that kind of money for a year.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Bipo]

Could they please cut Jack Ball or whatever the fuck his name is this year? Thx in advance.

 

[boozeman]