Cowboys at Bears | Week 14 Gameday Chatter Thread | 12/8/13

[Smitty]

This is the worst defense I've ever seen. Fire Kiffin and promote Marinelli ASAP.

People are riding Marinelli's jock too much. He took chicken shit and turned it into warmed up chicken shit. Our DL is atrocious. Our best player there is having the worst year of his career and is non-existent. I would like to keep him but I don't view him as an answer.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

You can already hear the press conference:

"It's hard to win in this league. There are no bad teams in the NFL. We'll need to work harder, study the film, and keep trying to get better. It's a process."

Fuck. That. Loser.

 

[Bob Roberts]

Garrett has been the HC for pretty much every manner of embarrassing loss.

But hey, he's just average, guys

 

[BipolarFuk]

Garrett has been the HC for pretty much every manner of embarrassing loss.

But hey, he's just average, guys

Yeah, Cowboys have set some pretty embarrassing records with this fucking stiff at the helm.

 

[data]

This is Campo years bad.

 

[Smitty]

I heard a story once about a guy whose neighbor wanted to borrow the guy's lawnmower, The guy told the neighbor no, it's not a full moon tonight. The neighbor asked, what does that have to do with anything?

The guy said, nothing but I'm not lending you my lawnmower no matter what, so any excuse will do.

Defending Garrett is like that, apparently.

The offense is faltering because the defense is on the field so long, the offense gets cold.

What does that to do with anything?

Nothing, but I'm going to defend Garrett no matter what, so any excuse will do.

You are way too smart a poster to not realize that a defense stopping no one and keeping your offense on the sideline most of the game will have an adverse effect on it. Any time you score 21 by the fourth quarter you should at least be within striking distance.

The fact that we aren't even close is on the defense and the defense alone.

Logic goes out the window for you and others on this subject though.

 

[dallen]

Elite pass rusher

 

[data]

The obligatory Ware sack when it doesn't matter

 

[vtcowboy]

WARE

 

[GShock]

Ware

 

[Genghis Khan]

 

[Deuce]

Garrett has been the HC for pretty much every manner of embarrassing loss.

But hey, he's just average, guys

Hey, he just can't seem to find the right DC to help him out. Fire Kiffin and let a 5th year HC be on his 4th DC. How many first time coaches are allowed to survive that many bad coordinator hires?

 

[data]

OMG

3rd & 12

 

[vtcowboy]

 

[data]

That was pathetic

 

[GShock]

Wow. That was bad. Scandrick quit.

 

[vtcowboy]

Maybe that first down record is still in play after all.

 

[Smitty]

Hey, he just can't seem to find the right DC to help him out. Fire Kiffin and let a 5th year HC be on his 4th DC. How many first time coaches are allowed to survive that many bad coordinator hires?

Well, we have a unique situation given that our owner picks his head coach's coordinators and apparently told Garrett to fire Ryan (and himself as play caller).

 

[dallen]

Garrett doesn't hire his coordinators

 

[GShock]

How bad do you have to suck to lose to this defense?