2022 Season | Week 1 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Bucs @ Cowboys | 9/11/2022

[Smitty]

Gonna be a long season on offense.

We will trade a first for a WR at some point. When we could have kept Cooper for money.

We were Butthurt about his vaccine status so we threw a temper tantrum and traded him for nothing like the immature idiot babies our front office is.

 

[NoDak]

They don't seem particularly scared of Twerpin.

I'll not abide with this sacrilege.

 

[Texas Ace]

We. Fucking. Suck.

This looks like a 5 win team right now.

I've got us pegged for 7 wins.

 

[Clff15701]

Getting six a pop and we have Dak throw it 30 times

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Sorry to say it again, but I still can't believe we're running this Garrett offense because we couldn't make Dak learn a new one or get rid of his wubby Kellen. He's not even good enough for those kinds of decisions.

 

[Sheik]

With our current offense, we should not be going an entire series without calling a running play..... But that's exactly what we just did AGAIN.

That’s Kellen Moore. He got his playbook straight from Madden 2017.

 

[Clff15701]

We were so spoiled with Romo. 7 years of check downs Since Dak.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

We don't have guys capable of beating man coverage. We need to just take a shot deep to someone.

 

[Sheik]

They’ll be to mid field in 3 plays or less.

 

[Smitty]

Also Dalton Schultz can go fuck himself.

He’s nothing unless he’s wide open because teams have to pay attention to three talented WRs ahead of him.

Kick his ass to the curb and roll with Ferguson after this year.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Farniok with shit there too

 

[Texas Ace]

If only we had a starting caliber tackle like La'el Collins and a number one receiver like Amari Cooper.... But those guys don't grow on trees.

 

[jsmith6919]

Dak is taking a lot of heat, but my god, what does he have to work with? It's ridiculous to ask your QB to work with a #1 and 3 #3s. And a TE that can't block.

Well matbe he should stop being a company man and tell JJ I NEED ANOTHER WR

 

[Smitty]

Sorry to say it again, but I still can't believe we're running this Garrett offense because we couldn't make Dak learn a new one or get rid of his wubby Kellen. He's not even good enough for those kinds of decisions.

This is McCarthy’s offense.

 

[UncleMilti]

I've got us pegged for 7 wins.

I’d say that’s about right. Maybe Gallup makes a difference, but Dak still has to get the throw to him.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Also Dalton Schultz can go fuck himself.

He’s nothing unless he’s wide open because teams have to pay attention to three talented WRs ahead of him.

Kick his ass to the curb and roll with Ferguson after this year.

Yeah he just isn't dynamic. Right now without Gallup and Cooper I'm not sure anyone catching the ball is dynamic out there. Who could have possibly seen that coming.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Well at least no more Godwin tonight

 

[Sheik]

No flag? parsons was hugged like a motherfucker.

 

[Cotton]

Well matbe he should stop being a company man and tell JJ I NEED ANOTHER WR

So, it's Dak's fault who they draft or sign?

 

[Smitty]

Yeah he just isn't dynamic. Right now without Gallup and Cooper I'm not sure anyone catching the ball is dynamic out there. Who could have possibly seen that coming.

He’s late stage career Jason Witten.