2022 Season | Week 1 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Bucs @ Cowboys | 9/11/2022

[Cowboysrock55]

At least we have Parsons

 

[Clff15701]

Give Parsons Daks money.

 

[boozeman]

Micah is a fucking man, baby!

Still gonna give up points.

 

[UncleMilti]

Mr 11 I owe you an apology. But, Fuck you Mr 4.

 

[Texas Ace]

We don't deserve that guy.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

Dak just can’t play. It isn’t hard to figure out.

 

[NoDak]

Man. Don't the people bagging on Parsons earlier look like fucking morons now.

 

[Texas Ace]

Why did we stop running the ball?

Because it's ingrained in our fucking culture.

 

[Bipo]

Maybe Parsons at WR?

 

[Cujo]

Looks just like pre amare cowboys.

Which is exactly what I predicted

 

[Rev]

I feel bad for Parsons. We are going to waste that talent.

 

[Cotton]

RUN THE FUCKING BALL!

 

[Clff15701]

I have an idea let’s let run zeke you know the guy we paid a fortune to in draft capital and money.

 

[UncleMilti]

Might as well switch to bourbon now so I forget some of this asswhipping

2 hours ahead of ya Amigo.

 

[Genghis Khan]

We're lucky this isn't out of hand right now. This has been borderline ugly.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

These receivers, this Oline and I have zero faith we can do shit.

 

[Texas Ace]

RUN THE FUCKING BALL.

You have a quarterback who is not elite and a bunch of nobodies at wide receiver. You also have an average offensive line.

Why the hell are you passing so fucking much?

 

[boozeman]

Dak just can’t play. It isn’t hard to figure out.

He is not a good enough QB to "elevate the talent".

The Joneses should understand that by now, so perhaps they just sit there and do nothing and hope Gallup getting healthy overcomes that fact.

 

[Smitty]

The Woman King. Let me predict how that one will fare at the box office.

It’s like Hollywood wants to virtue signal instead of make money.

 

[Sheik]

We’re seeing the exact reason why you can’t pay Dak Prescott like he’s a legit top 10 QB. He needs way too much help around him and you can’t afford to pay him and his help.