Mendez: Jerry Jones tells CBS he hears all the criticism and likes the pain of it

superpunk

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Sounds more like he was trying to put out some feelers for his sexual kinks than anything else. I guarantee this dude is paying women to step on his nuts and tell him how pathetic he is.
 

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Sounds more like he was trying to put out some feelers for his sexual kinks than anything else. I guarantee this dude is paying women to step on his nuts and tell him how pathetic he is.
Hostile has done that to him several times...or so I've heard.
 

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This is why a lot of Cowboys fans openly root for his death. They know the only way the Cowboys will move in another direction is after Jerry's dead and gone.
Yeah but now i can't root for him to suffer through it. The fucker even ruined that.
 

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I hate his pointless folksy stories.

Hey, everyone says you're a shitty GM.
One time I made the nurse prick me 10 times.

And the 4th quarter nonsense......it has been a 17 year fourth quarter Jerry.
 

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so wishing for his death just gives him pleasure. dammit, jerry's even taken that away from us.
 

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so wishing for his death just gives him pleasure. dammit, jerry's even taken that away from us.
Tell me about it. Him and his perverted family make me more and more apathetic every day.

This week has been a bit of a relief actually. No game.
 

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Hey, at least he's in the 4th quarter of his life, right?
The fucker will buy himself OT if he has to. His disembodied head pickled in a jar will be running things 50 years from now. Still desperately trying to "show 'em".
 

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So a lame platitude from an old coach is responsible for him never quitting despite all evidence that he should.

Thanks, coach!
 

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The fucker will buy himself OT if he has to. His disembodied head pickled in a jar will be running things 50 years from now. Still desperately trying to "show 'em".
I saw that old sci fi movie too.
 

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Its official....Jones has become Al Davis II.

The only difference is, Al went gonzo behind the scenes. Shitty draft picks, coaching changes out the ass, crazy football management all went on 'ala Jones, the difference being Al didn't go on TV every 21 minutes telling everyone about it and trying to bamboozle everyone into believing he was a great GM.

Watching that video of Jones, the fucker has lost it. Seriously. He is so far removed from the reality of how bad the Cowboys suck and how bad he is as the GM that its almost laughable.
 

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Jerry's been this way for over a decade. Now more people are just now waking up and seeing it.
 

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And yeah, Jerry. It is the 4th quarter for you and just like usual I expect your coach will mismanage the clock and your QB will throw the game ending int. Enjoy...I sure will.
 

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And yeah, Jerry. It is the 4th quarter for you and just like usual I expect your coach will mismanage the clock and your QB will throw the game ending int. Enjoy...I sure will.
Wow. Talk about venal.
 

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The fucker will buy himself OT if he has to. His disembodied head pickled in a jar will be running things 50 years from now. Still desperately trying to "show 'em".
They used to call OT "sudden death"
 
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