GameDay Chatter Thread | Week 1 | Cowboys @ Rams | 9/13/2020

[data]

Bit of a scrum between NO/TB already. I like it.

 

[p1_]

Bit of a scrum between NO/TB already. I like it.

Freaky if they meet in playoffs

 

[data]

He can't answer the question, "who is your favorite DCC poster". He just got here.

Well, that is, unless you mean it's an easy answer that it's me. In that case, I would agree. Layup.

first impression rose, beeyotch.

Like us, he's gonna learn to hate each and every one eventually. it's all downhill from here.

 

[p1_]

saints about to open that can

 

[Cboyfan66]

Welcome...tell us a little about yourself

• Favorite Cowboys player all-time
• Rank your Top 4 Cowboys QBs
• Favorite Cowboys win
• If you could change one Cowboys loss to a win, which game and why?
• Favorite DCC poster

#22
1. Staubach, 2. Aikman 3. Romo 4.White
Cowboys/49ers 92 NFC Championship
The "Catch" game....
:)Me....

 

[1bigfan13]

Tom Brady is washed up. Time of death 1728 hours, Sep 13, 2020.

 

[data]

Brees missed a wide open Kamara streaking down the sideline. Like way off.

 

[data]

Tom Brady is washed up. Time of death 1728 hours, Sep 13, 2020.

Mafia-ish, It's like leaving NE and Brady is no longer a protected man. NFL gonna let him rot.

 

[Cotton]

#22
1. Staubach, 2. Aikman 3. Romo 4.White
Cowboys/49ers 92 NFC Championship
The "Catch" game....
:)Me....

You will fit in juuuuuust fine here.

 

[boozeman]

The exam is in need of an update.

Chop chop @pd

1. Favorite Cowboys player of All-Time;

2. Cowboys Player You Hate:

3. Favorite Recipe:

4. Best Cowboys coach of All-Time:

5. What does 'BATG' stand for?

6. Favorite BATG:
a. BATG - The Chronicles
b. BATG II - Havana Nights
c. BATG III - Remaking Morocco
d. BATG IV - Saving the Earth & Shit

7. Jerry Jones is a:
a. Great owner, horrible GM
b. Great owner and average/good/great GM
c. One of the worst owners and GMs in the league

8. I'm __, ya dumbasses:
a. drunk
b. at your mom's house
c. inebriated
d. terrified
e. None of the above

9. Which word is spelled correctly?
a. tadamount
b. whitten
c. ludicre
d. meskin

10. What's a reputable source?
a. Mel Kiper
b. CNN/SI
c. Wikipedia
d. The Sporting News
e. LBOH

11. Which player is famous for yelling "Teh SHOVELL!!!!"
a. Dat Nguyen
b. Dexter Coakley
c. Hollywood Henderson
d. Matt Vanderbeek
e. Dixon Edwards

12. Name your favorite:
a. Mr. Furley sniff
b. Ultimate Warrior
c. kk thx bai bai no re
d. Ric Flair strut
e. Ric Flair "GET OUT HERE"

13. Favorite Team-Building Activity:
a. Punching a time clock
b. Going to Sea World
c. Corralling a greased pig
d. Inviting HBO over to film

14. Drinking milk after eating hot wings:
a. is stupid. Drink water.
b. proves the wings were too spicy
c. proves that you can handle the spiciness

15. The new Cowboys Stadium:
a. Offensive reminder of Jerry Jones' ego
b. One of, if not, the best stadium in the NFL
c. I prefer Texas Stadium

16. Vote for location of next DCC Convention;
a. Las Vegas
b. Auburn
c. at the border
d. Test Thread
e. doesn't matter, as long as I get a koozie

17. Best type of avatar:
a. Photo of person
b. A logo of something
c. Cowboys-related
d. Something goofy

18. How many Cowboys games have you attended?


19. Favorite Cowboys victory of All-Time:

20. If you could change one Cowboys loss into a victory, which game would it be?

21. What do you wear on Gameday?

22. Where is Auburn?

23. Favorite alter ego: I’M other peoples’ alter ego
a. Nugget
b. Phyllis
c. HITR
d. Takmina

24. How many of the letter 'o' in the word "R______yyyyyy!!!1!1"

25. Do you like Mexicans? .

26. How much are you going to donate to the DCC?

27. More important to the defense - pass rush or cornerbacks?

28. If you were surrounded by trash and found a diamond, what would you name it?

29. Do you consider yourself a realist, pessimist, or optimist?

30. Favorite DCC poster:

31. Pitbulls are:
a. uncontrollable and should be illegal
b. great pets if trained properly by owners
c. for people with tiny Ryobis

32. Best hamburger chain:
a. In-n-Out
b. Whataburger
c. Burger King/McDonalds/Carls Jr/Hardees
d. Sonic
e. Five Guys
f. None-I'm a vegetarian

33. Hottest redhead:
a. Progressive commercial - Flo
b. Kindle Fire - live chat girl
c. Wendy's girl
d. Jason Garrett
e. None-they are Satan

34. Favorite Acronym:
a. GTFO
b. BISP
c. CSB
d. TLDR

35. What Cowboys need to succeed:
a. gloryhole
b. secret sauce
c. Romo-friendly
d. it's a process
e. special teams cuz starters are set

36. Worst enemy of the DCC:
a. King of Larestan
b. Mexicans
c. Tech lunch

37. Sexiest attribute of Kristi:
a. eyewink
b. computer reflection on glasses
c. tall glass of drink
d. chubby
e. stringy hair

38. Required time between posts should be:
a. 45 seconds
b. 30 seconds
c. 10 seconds
d. None

39. A DCCer reveals something embarrassing on Facebook, so you: D (Immediately perform a screen capture for blackmail purposes.
a. immediately post about it in the DCC
b. never reveal it in the DCC
c. only post about it if DCCer denies/lies about it

40. Favorite weekend attire:
a. skinny jeans
b. jorts
c. wife beater
d. hipster

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Round 2


1. Pam Oliver is:
a. darker meat, so full of aroma and flavor
b. stinky
c. a poor tipper
d. nothing compared to Suzy Kolber


2. On your own 36-yard line, 00:04 left in the 1st half and you're down 3-0 on the road. It's 1st and 10. What do you do?
a. Kneel on it
b. Kick a FG
c. Call a pass play
d. Run a draw
e. Throw a pass to the flat to your backup RB who asked for a Michael Vick autograph


3. Which is your faborite art piece in Cowboys Stadium?
* Go to (http://stadium.dallascowboys.com/art_gallery1.cfm) to see gallery


4. Which draft decision pissed you off the most
a. Passing on Steven Jackson
b. Passing on Randy Moss
c. Trading for Joey Galloway or Roy Williams (WR)
d. Drafting TEs in three separate 2nd rounds
e. Drafting Bobby Carpenter
f. Rarely drafting a QB
g. Other


5. Pick all that apply (multiple selections allowed):
a. I like the current blue away jerseys more than the white homes
b. Screw tradition. Wear the blue jerseys at home permanently
c. Blue jerseys are bad luck
d. Keep the white jerseys, just change the sea-green pants
e. No changes to the uniform. Best in the NFL.
f. I'd modernize and change the uniforms completely.


6. Who's the fattest chick you'd bone?
a. Gabourey Sidibe
b. Rebel Wilson
c. Ricki Lake
d. Melissa McCarthy
e. Shirley Hemphill
f. Beth Ditto
g. Queen Latifah
h. Other


7. If you got a Dallas Cowboys tattoo, what would it be?
a. I already have a Cowboys-related tattoo
b. the word 'Cowboys'
c. '5-time Super Bowl champions'
d. the Star
e. a picture of a player, coach
f. names or jersey numbers of a player(s)
g. the helmet


8. Select one sentence below.
a. I say Carl's Jr because there salsa is the best and you're crazy if you disagree.
b. Your an idiot if you think they're salsa is the best.
c. Well, you're selection of favorite salsas shows you haven't tried their salsa.
d. Bottom line is I don't like their salsa and they're not even close to the best.
e. (b) and (c)


9. Favorite Mascot
a. Crazy Ray
b. Rowdy
c. Cowboy Joe (1960s logo)


10. Who is Mr. Cowboy?
a. Roger Staubach
b. Troy Aikman
c. Tom Landry
d. (a) and (c)
e. None of the above


11. What's the interesting factoid about the NFL-record 99.5 yard Tony Dorsett run?

 

[Rev]

#22
1. Staubach, 2. Aikman 3. Romo 4.White
Cowboys/49ers 92 NFC Championship
The "Catch" game....
:)Me....

Alfredo's Pizza or Pizza by Alfredo?

 

[data]

#22
1. Staubach, 2. Aikman 3. Romo 4.White
Cowboys/49ers 92 NFC Championship
The "Catch" game....
:)Me....

well done

say we go on to beat Cincinnati in 81 SB and Drew Pearson has 2 rings, likely sparing him all these decades of HOF anguish. Dorsett and Randy White with 2 rings. Danny White likely would be everyone's #3. Maybe Everson Walls gets more respect?

 

[Cotton]

The exam is in need of an update.

Chop chop @pd

1. Favorite Cowboys player of All-Time;

2. Cowboys Player You Hate:

3. Favorite Recipe:

4. Best Cowboys coach of All-Time:

5. What does 'BATG' stand for?

6. Favorite BATG:
a. BATG - The Chronicles
b. BATG II - Havana Nights
c. BATG III - Remaking Morocco
d. BATG IV - Saving the Earth & Shit

7. Jerry Jones is a:
a. Great owner, horrible GM
b. Great owner and average/good/great GM
c. One of the worst owners and GMs in the league

8. I'm __, ya dumbasses:
a. drunk
b. at your mom's house
c. inebriated
d. terrified
e. None of the above

9. Which word is spelled correctly?
a. tadamount
b. whitten
c. ludicre
d. meskin

10. What's a reputable source?
a. Mel Kiper
b. CNN/SI
c. Wikipedia
d. The Sporting News
e. LBOH

11. Which player is famous for yelling "Teh SHOVELL!!!!"
a. Dat Nguyen
b. Dexter Coakley
c. Hollywood Henderson
d. Matt Vanderbeek
e. Dixon Edwards

12. Name your favorite:
a. Mr. Furley sniff
b. Ultimate Warrior
c. kk thx bai bai no re
d. Ric Flair strut
e. Ric Flair "GET OUT HERE"

13. Favorite Team-Building Activity:
a. Punching a time clock
b. Going to Sea World
c. Corralling a greased pig
d. Inviting HBO over to film

14. Drinking milk after eating hot wings:
a. is stupid. Drink water.
b. proves the wings were too spicy
c. proves that you can handle the spiciness

15. The new Cowboys Stadium:
a. Offensive reminder of Jerry Jones' ego
b. One of, if not, the best stadium in the NFL
c. I prefer Texas Stadium

16. Vote for location of next DCC Convention;
a. Las Vegas
b. Auburn
c. at the border
d. Test Thread
e. doesn't matter, as long as I get a koozie

17. Best type of avatar:
a. Photo of person
b. A logo of something
c. Cowboys-related
d. Something goofy

18. How many Cowboys games have you attended?


19. Favorite Cowboys victory of All-Time:

20. If you could change one Cowboys loss into a victory, which game would it be?

21. What do you wear on Gameday?

22. Where is Auburn?

23. Favorite alter ego: I’M other peoples’ alter ego
a. Nugget
b. Phyllis
c. HITR
d. Takmina

24. How many of the letter 'o' in the word "R______yyyyyy!!!1!1"

25. Do you like Mexicans? .

26. How much are you going to donate to the DCC?

27. More important to the defense - pass rush or cornerbacks?

28. If you were surrounded by trash and found a diamond, what would you name it?

29. Do you consider yourself a realist, pessimist, or optimist?

30. Favorite DCC poster:

31. Pitbulls are:
a. uncontrollable and should be illegal
b. great pets if trained properly by owners
c. for people with tiny Ryobis

32. Best hamburger chain:
a. In-n-Out
b. Whataburger
c. Burger King/McDonalds/Carls Jr/Hardees
d. Sonic
e. Five Guys
f. None-I'm a vegetarian

33. Hottest redhead:
a. Progressive commercial - Flo
b. Kindle Fire - live chat girl
c. Wendy's girl
d. Jason Garrett
e. None-they are Satan

34. Favorite Acronym:
a. GTFO
b. BISP
c. CSB
d. TLDR

35. What Cowboys need to succeed:
a. gloryhole
b. secret sauce
c. Romo-friendly
d. it's a process
e. special teams cuz starters are set

36. Worst enemy of the DCC:
a. King of Larestan
b. Mexicans
c. Tech lunch

37. Sexiest attribute of Kristi:
a. eyewink
b. computer reflection on glasses
c. tall glass of drink
d. chubby
e. stringy hair

38. Required time between posts should be:
a. 45 seconds
b. 30 seconds
c. 10 seconds
d. None

39. A DCCer reveals something embarrassing on Facebook, so you: D (Immediately perform a screen capture for blackmail purposes.
a. immediately post about it in the DCC
b. never reveal it in the DCC
c. only post about it if DCCer denies/lies about it

40. Favorite weekend attire:
a. skinny jeans
b. jorts
c. wife beater
d. hipster

-----
Round 2


1. Pam Oliver is:
a. darker meat, so full of aroma and flavor
b. stinky
c. a poor tipper
d. nothing compared to Suzy Kolber


2. On your own 36-yard line, 00:04 left in the 1st half and you're down 3-0 on the road. It's 1st and 10. What do you do?
a. Kneel on it
b. Kick a FG
c. Call a pass play
d. Run a draw
e. Throw a pass to the flat to your backup RB who asked for a Michael Vick autograph


3. Which is your faborite art piece in Cowboys Stadium?
* Go to (http://stadium.dallascowboys.com/art_gallery1.cfm) to see gallery


4. Which draft decision pissed you off the most
a. Passing on Steven Jackson
b. Passing on Randy Moss
c. Trading for Joey Galloway or Roy Williams (WR)
d. Drafting TEs in three separate 2nd rounds
e. Drafting Bobby Carpenter
f. Rarely drafting a QB
g. Other


5. Pick all that apply (multiple selections allowed):
a. I like the current blue away jerseys more than the white homes
b. Screw tradition. Wear the blue jerseys at home permanently
c. Blue jerseys are bad luck
d. Keep the white jerseys, just change the sea-green pants
e. No changes to the uniform. Best in the NFL.
f. I'd modernize and change the uniforms completely.


6. Who's the fattest chick you'd bone?
a. Gabourey Sidibe
b. Rebel Wilson
c. Ricki Lake
d. Melissa McCarthy
e. Shirley Hemphill
f. Beth Ditto
g. Queen Latifah
h. Other


7. If you got a Dallas Cowboys tattoo, what would it be?
a. I already have a Cowboys-related tattoo
b. the word 'Cowboys'
c. '5-time Super Bowl champions'
d. the Star
e. a picture of a player, coach
f. names or jersey numbers of a player(s)
g. the helmet


8. Select one sentence below.
a. I say Carl's Jr because there salsa is the best and you're crazy if you disagree.
b. Your an idiot if you think they're salsa is the best.
c. Well, you're selection of favorite salsas shows you haven't tried their salsa.
d. Bottom line is I don't like their salsa and they're not even close to the best.
e. (b) and (c)


9. Favorite Mascot
a. Crazy Ray
b. Rowdy
c. Cowboy Joe (1960s logo)


10. Who is Mr. Cowboy?
a. Roger Staubach
b. Troy Aikman
c. Tom Landry
d. (a) and (c)
e. None of the above


11. What's the interesting factoid about the NFL-record 99.5 yard Tony Dorsett run?

There is so much shit in those questions that are inside DCC lore, that it would be impossible for anyone new to answer. Update that shit, or get it our of my face.

 

[1bigfan13]

Bruce Arians is a tad overrated as well. What's it been like 5 years since he had a winning record?

I don't know if he'll be able compensate for Brady's diminishing physical skills near as well as Belichick.

 

[Cotton]

Bruce Arians is a tad overrated as well. What's it been like 5 years since he had a winning record?

I don't know if he'll be able compensate for Brady's diminishing physical skills near as well as Belichick.

I agree. This will be Brady's tell. My guess is this will be his last year.

 

[Cboyfan66]

You will fit in juuuuuust fine here.

I hope so.... :)

 

[data]

There is so much shit in those questions that are inside DCC lore, that it would be impossible for anyone new to answer. Update that shit, or get it our of my face.

at Takmina. Forgot about that goldie.

@Carp ~~~ :

 

[boozeman]

There is so much shit in those questions that are inside DCC lore, that it would be impossible for anyone new to answer. Update that shit, or get it our of my face.

You are an angry drunk.

 

[boozeman]

at Takmina. Forgot about that goldie.

@Carp ~~~ :

I know he is not dead.

 

[p1_]

You are an angry drunk.

aren't you?