Garrett Watch Thread...

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I take it you attribute Garrett’s downfall to Jerry Jones.
Not saying Garrett would've been the valedictorian, but at least Parcells and Jimmy Johnson established their process prior to their Cowboys tenure. Garrett trying to learn math from a school that can't count.
 

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Not saying Garrett would've been the valedictorian, but at least Parcells and Jimmy Johnson established their process prior to their Cowboys tenure. Garrett trying to learn math from a school that can't count.
I gather from your riddles that you think Garrett didn’t have what it takes so by deduction you apparently don’t think Jones is responsible for the teams lack of a championship accomplishment.
 

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Jason Garrett no longer coaches this team, and yet.....
 

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I gather from your riddles that you think Garrett didn’t have what it takes so by deduction you apparently don’t think Jones is responsible for the teams lack of a championship accomplishment.
Jerry Jones has 3 SBs. Garrett has none as a coach on any level.

Mike McCarthy had multiple HC interviews after a year off. Garrett has had none.

Garrett left Jerruh’s school without a G.E.D., which is par for ex-Cowboys coaches.
 
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Jerry Jones has 3 SBs. Garrett has none as a coach on any level.

Mike McCarthy had multiple HC interviews after a year off. Garrett has had none.

Garrett left Jerruh’s school without a G.E.D., which is par for ex-Cowboys coaches.
Jason Garrett’s record for winning percentage with the Cowboys is better than Bill Parcells FYI that’s my riddle for you. ;)
 

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Jason Garrett’s record for winning percentage with the Cowboys is better than Bill Parcells FYI that’s my riddle for you.
Barry Switzer has the best winning percentage of the three and that’s without the crutch of playing with Romo, the franchise’s best QB.
 

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Barry Switzer has the best winning percentage of the three and that’s without the crutch of playing with Romo, the franchise’s best QB.
Yeah ain’t that a kick.
 

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JFC LT has turned this into one of the retard threads at the zone
 

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Fitting. it IS the thread for Garrett after all.
I can't wait for LT to resume his argument for paying Dak $22million a year

/sarcasm
 

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The outcry on this site has been both Jones and Garrett especially in the last few seasons
And every damn bit of the outcry was very much appropriate.
 

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I gather from your riddles that you think Garrett didn’t have what it takes so by deduction you apparently don’t think Jones is responsible for the teams lack of a championship accomplishment.
That's it.

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No. No, I will not.
Okay. He was nipping at my heel for a great deal of the thread so I just turned it around on him. The old man might be relaxed but he ain’t a pushover.
 
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