2020 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread...

[Cotton]

you're mean when you're away from work for too long

Board etiquette Nazi

 

[boozeman]

You know, we have a draft chatter thread for a reason, ahole.

We have hall monitors that should be policing this kind of stuff now

 

[1bigfan13]

We have hall monitors that should be policing this kind of stuff now

I was on a smoke break. I left Rev in charge.

 

[Rev]

I was on a smoke break. I left Rev in charge.

I'm still trying to swear in NoDak as my fellow Hall Monitor. Was busy.

 

[NoDak]

We have hall monitors that should be policing this kind of stuff now

Sorry. My hall monitor duties do not include this.

 

[NoDak]

I'm still trying to swear in NoDak as my fellow Hall Monitor. Was busy.

Thanks, boss.

 

[bbgun]

oh goody

 

[bbgun]

The Cowboys finished with almost 400 more yards than the Baltimore Ravens, who were second to Dallas in total offense. So there are certainly ways to look at Kellen Moore’s first season as coordinator as a success. But even with 47 points in the finale, the Cowboys finished sixth in points, and you should do much better than that when you’re so far ahead of the field in yards.

Maher's fuckups explain some of it but not all of it

 

[boozeman]

oh goody

So you can be completely incompetent and just get reassigned.

Is he related to the Garretts?

 

[Cujo]

oh goody

Wtf?

 

[bbgun]

So you can be completely incompetent and just get reassigned.

Is he related to the Garretts?

~ stone cold fired Landry and Brandt ~
~ just can't say goodbye to a terrible ST coach ~

 

[Cowboysrock55]

oh goody

The guy can't evaluate special teams talent to save his fucking life. So lets put him in the scouting department. Fucking brilliant. Maybe I should send my resume to Jerry.

 

[Clay_Allison]

~ stone cold fired Landry and Brandt ~
~ just can't say goodbye to a terrible ST coach ~

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Fuck Gil Brandt. He blew every draft from 1978-1986

 

[Couchcoach]

Listening to the Rome show, fill-in host mentioned an embarrassing point towards Cowboys fans:
Redskins fans have had enough of Snyder's crap and just stopped going to games. Snyder is literally covering up seats so games won't be blacked out locally.
Meanwhile, Cowboys fans are dealing with this ongoing insanity and packing AT&T Stadium and throwing sick money at Jerry.
Interpretation:
Cowboys fans are fools, and will never do what it takes to force real change.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Listening to the Rome show, fill-in host mentioned an embarrassing point towards Cowboys fans:
Redskins fans have had enough of Snyder's crap and just stopped going to games. Snyder is literally covering up seats so games won't be blacked out locally.
Meanwhile, Cowboys fans are dealing with this ongoing insanity and packing AT&T Stadium and throwing sick money at Jerry.
Interpretation:
Cowboys fans are fools, and will never do what it takes to force real change.

Snyder hasn't changed a bit though. So it's not really working.

 

[yimyammer]

Listening to the Rome show, fill-in host mentioned an embarrassing point towards Cowboys fans:
Redskins fans have had enough of Snyder's crap and just stopped going to games. Snyder is literally covering up seats so games won't be blacked out locally.
Meanwhile, Cowboys fans are dealing with this ongoing insanity and packing AT&T Stadium and throwing sick money at Jerry.
Interpretation:
Cowboys fans are fools, and will never do what it takes to force real change.

Or stupid Cowboy fans bought PSLs and Redskins fans didnt

The idiots that bought the PSLs put the final nails in the fans coffin and by coffin I mean, the fans ability to effect change by not attending games

 

[UncleMilti]

Listening to the Rome show, fill-in host mentioned an embarrassing point towards Cowboys fans:
Redskins fans have had enough of Snyder's crap and just stopped going to games. Snyder is literally covering up seats so games won't be blacked out locally.
Meanwhile, Cowboys fans are dealing with this ongoing insanity and packing AT&T Stadium and throwing sick money at Jerry.
Interpretation:
Cowboys fans are fools, and will never do what it takes to force real change.

Well hard to argue that point. We make fun of ES and the dildo fans, but the Cowboys obviously have a ton more fucktards blindly following Jerry and his empire.

 

[boozeman]

Well, we got this input now.

 

[Genghis Khan]

To be fair we are less than a year removed from a playoff victory. We have had 1 losing season since 2011. No fan base is going to go nuclear in that situation. Things are way worse in Washington.

 

[L.T. Fan]

Well hard to argue that point. We make fun of ES and the dildo fans, but the Cowboys obviously have a ton more fucktards blindly following Jerry and his empire.

I don’t think the fans are following Jerry Jones at all. There are a lot of legitimate fans that are loyal to the team and this is not just represented in Dallas. You will find them all over the country. The fans on this site aren’t the only ones who are apposed to some of Jones silly shenanigans. It erroneous to label them as blind fucktards.