Game Day Chatter Thread | Week 16 | Cowboys at Eagles | 12/22/2019 |

[data]

Oh my god...the things that have to go right for this team to make a play.

1. Prescott has to be accurate
2. Our WR has to catch it.
3. No oblivious ref penalty

You're better off starting a fire in the rain.

 

[data]

I know, right? This is worse than any 5-11 Campo season.

Seriously...just let me enjoy my holiday without having to ruin it with pisspoor play in a meaningful game. I'd rather just follow a meaningless game on occasional phone score checks in between mall shopping.

 

[bbgun]

call it: do we convert the two points? I say no.

 

[data]

call it: do we convert the two points? I say no.

We don't score the TD

 

[Cotton]

call it: do we convert the two points? I say no.

Do we even get the TD?

 

[Genghis Khan]

They still might need 2 possessions if they don't make the 2 point conversion. Cooper just caught the ball with 2:20 left. 26 seconds and 1 play later they gain 6 yards.

No sense of urgency.

 

[boozeman]

I am so hammered right now that I am seeing double.

Fuck this stupid team.

 

[GShock]

I mean, what was that?

 

[ravidubey]

PHUCK

 

[Cotton]

 

[data]

if I'm Eagles, I'd run 3 screens. RB screen, TE screen and RB screen.

 

[Genghis Khan]

4th and 8. Throw 20 yards into the end zone.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.

 

[ravidubey]

DPI would result in a riot

 

[boozeman]

A fourth and eight, you have two TEs on the field and Cooper is on the sidelines.

What. THE. FUCK.

 

[boozeman]

Does Garrett want to be fired?

 

[Couchcoach]

Ladies and gentlemen:
Jerry has left the building

 

[boozeman]

Maybe he does.

 

[bbgun]

why was Cooper not on the field?

 

[Genghis Khan]

That's clear interference but they'd never call that.

 

[GShock]

Watch the quit here