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Chocolate Lab

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So what's going on behind the scenes that excuses deddy doing a terrible job of preparing his players?
 

yimyammer

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there's a lot stuff going on behind the scenes that you're unaware of
I dont doubt that at all and it starts at the top and been that way for a quarter of a century

A QUARTER OF A CENTURY GAWD DAMN IT!
 

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I mean, there's probably lots of stuff going on behind the scenes lots of places, doesn't excuse this moron O'Quinn for his horrendous special teams unit.

It's not even about the blocked punt or the fair catch against Minnesota, they've consistently given up big returns over the last few weeks and Pollard has several gaffes on kickoffs that have cost us significant field position and nearly been turnovers.
 

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With all the heat Garrett is catching, he'll probably finally coach with reckless abandon, get lucky and win a couple of playoff games & get extended
 

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I've pointed this out repeatedly. He had a long TD @ NY only because no one covered him, and did next to nothing prior to that. Pay him at your own risk.
 

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I just went and checked. His home/road splits in Oakland 2015-2017 are nearly identical.

I wonder why it's been different in Dallas...
 

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Simms and Florio provide a pretty spot on break down of Jason Garrett's coaching mentality.

 

1bigfan13

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Also, I completely agree with Chris Simms "what if" scenario regarding if Belichick & Garrett switched roles and coached each others rosters.....the Cowboys would roll the Patriots.
 

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Also, I completely agree with Chris Simms "what if" scenario regarding if Belichick & Garrett switched roles and coached each others rosters.....the Cowboys would roll the Patriots.
No question. Not sure they'd lose a game under Belichick.
 

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Total arrogance.

Garrett has proven time and again he has issues handling momentum swings.
 

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Also, I completely agree with Chris Simms "what if" scenario regarding if Belichick & Garrett switched roles and coached each others rosters.....the Cowboys would roll the Patriots.
Read the article I just posted from Michael Lombardi. He says almost the exact same thing.
 

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Total arrogance.

Garrett has proven time and again he has issues handling momentum swings.
Scoring was so hard in those weather conditions. You get the ball near the endzone trailing by 7 with one more potential posession and the wind killing their offense. You shouldn't need analytics to know that should be 4 down territory. Worst case you fail and the Pats have the ball in their own endzone going a direction they can't pass the ball.
 

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Man In The Mirror.

Woodshed.

Gloryhole.

Screaming Into His Pillow.

Circumcised Mosquito.

Credit Cards Cut Up On Love Field.

You can now add the Jell-O stories to the list of stupid shit he says trying to get you to understand how his fucked up mind works.

Hey dipshit, maybe you shouldn't squeeze the Jell-O?
 

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The team isn't really soft, the running game was extremely physical against the Patriots and Prescott in particular is extremely tough physically and mentally. I think the biggest problem is a lack of situational awareness, our run defense looks like shit at times because our DL is coached to shoot gaps and basically get upfield as fast as possible. Teams are able to take advantage of that schematically and we don't really adjust.
 
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