Mendez: Goof Son Says Cowboys Have 'Secret Sauce'

[Cowboysrock55]

Guess I'm lying to myself.

I don't give a single fuck about what comes out of either of their mouths. Certainly not enough to get all teeth gnashing angry about it. It is just a game that has no bearing on my life, afterall. I know they are the braintrust building the team. And I don't like it, they're shitty, say stupid shit, etc... And there's nothing I can do about that. But the minute I start wishing for misery and losses is the minute I stop watching the team all together.

I've learned to not pay much attention to what they say anyway. It's mostly propaganda to sell tickets. I equate it to watching a monkey dance for money. It's nearly impossible to separate that bullshit from the Jerry trying to talk seriously about GM stuff.

 

[Simpleton]

I agree fully with C-rock and nodak, for my sanity I can't pay attention to all the dumb shit they say. And it's exactly like a monkey dancing for money.

 

[Angrymesscan]

I'm a fan of the Dallas Cowboys and will not wish misery and losses on them, The Jones's on the other hand...

 

[Bob Roberts]

It's a devil's deal. How to make the team win while simultaneously having the Joneses in pain.

I don't know how it can be done unless you hire a coach who takes all the attention off Jerry.

Which, now that he has the Stadium, will never happen again.

 

[Smitty]

I don't want the Jones' in pain, I just want to win.

The problem is, we can't win with them in charge other than by sheer luck.

Generally, skill wins in the NFL -- skillful players, skillful coaching, skillful management, and we don't get that.

The pain wished upon the Joneses, on my part, only exists because I want him to either change or GTFO.

 

[mcnuttz]

Talking accountability on the day you're putting Ratliff on the PUP.

GTFO mah face with this jive turkey nonsense.

 

[Texas Ace]

I don't want the Jones' in pain, I just want to win.

The problem is, we can't win with them in charge other than by sheer luck.

Generally, skill wins in the NFL -- skillful players, skillful coaching, skillful management, and we don't get that.

The pain wished upon the Joneses, on my part, only exists because I want him to either change or GTFO.

Yea, I've joked about it but I actually don't want the old bastid to die, but it really does look like that's going to be the only way the team will stop being run the way it is. And even then, it sure looks like his idiot son is going to pick up where deddy left off.

I've always maintained that the only real chance we have, outside of them being completely out of the picture, is for the team to hit absolute rock bottom.

 

[UncleMilti]

Guess I'm lying to myself.

I don't give a single fuck about what comes out of either of their mouths. Certainly not enough to get all teeth gnashing angry about it. It is just a game that has no bearing on my life, afterall. I know they are the braintrust building the team. And I don't like it, they're shitty, say stupid shit, etc... And there's nothing I can do about that. But the minute I start wishing for misery and losses is the minute I stop watching the team all together.

I only care because Jones took a great franchise and ran it in the ground. And when I say "care", I use the word loosely, like in the context of caring what color my turds are. Not a big priority in other words.

But, its bad enough having to watch my favorite team flounder around at 8-8/9-7 with no playoffs year after year...but its even worse when you have to read and listen to the idiotic shit that Jerry and Goof son spew out year after year.

I simply wish for them to lose because its the only joy really left in watching them on TV...watching the TV cameras zoom in on Jones looking like he just found his wife cut up in the freezer when the Cowboys are getting their asses handed to them on National TV.

Obviously, the media loves to see Jones and the Cowboys lose, too.

 

[bbgun]

Dad: glory hole
Doofus: secret sauce

I don't like where this is going.

 

[boozeman]

Cowboys don't appear to have Woodson's secret sauce ingredients



JON MACHOTA |

Published: Thursday, August 29, 2013, 2:48pm

If you go by Darren Woodson's knowledge of the game, it sure doesn't sound like the Dallas Cowboys have the "secret sauce" for winning a Super Bowl this season.

The former Cowboys safety and three-time Super Bowl champion was asked Wednesday what he thinks are the ingredients to winning in the NFL. His answer included two of the weakest areas on Dallas' roster.

"You have to win in the trenches," Woodson said before the Cowboys Kickoff Luncheon at AT&T Stadium. "That's the sauce. We can say what we want to say about Dez Bryant and Jason Witten and Miles Austin and [Tony] Romo but if you're not winning in the trenches, you're not winning a championship. At some point, they're going to have to ball up their fists … and they're going to have to win in the trenches for them to win football games. To me, it starts on the offensive line and then bleeds into the defensive side of the ball."

The Cowboys offensive line has been a work in progress all off-season. Tyron Smith is starting at left tackle and Travis Frederick will do the same at center. The other three positions are still uncertain with the season opener only 10 days away.

On the other side of the ball, the defensive line looked like so much of a strength in the off-season that the Cowboys didn't draft a single defensive lineman. But injuries have greatly changed that outlook.

Tyrone Crawford was lost for the season on the first day of training camp after tearing his left Achilles tendon, Jay Ratliff is out for at least the first six games with a groin injury, Anthony Spencer had arthroscopic knee surgery last month and Jason Hatcher is nursing a strained groin. All four entered camp among the team's top five defensive linemen.

 

[Genghis Khan]

"You have to win in the trenches," Woodson said before the Cowboys Kickoff Luncheon at AT&T Stadium. "That's the sauce. We can say what we want to say about Dez Bryant and Jason Witten and Miles Austin and [Tony] Romo but if you're not winning in the trenches, you're not winning a championship. At some point, they're going to have to ball up their fists … and they're going to have to win in the trenches for them to win football games. To me, it starts on the offensive line and then bleeds into the defensive side of the ball."

Yep.

 

[EZ22]

Secret sauce, eh?

 

[Cujo]

"That's the sauce, bitches."

You know he wanted to say it.

 

[mcnuttz]

Sounds a little like fancy sauce.