Week 5 Gameday Chatter Thread | Patriots at Cowboys | 10/11/2015

[Cotton]

I'm going to go eat. When I get back I expect this thread to have come alive. You will do this next, DCCpickering!

 

[data]

Good god, we all know we are going to lose, but do we have to have a funeral service for a chatter thread? Chat it up, boys!

I just read Unk's Deep Impact post to my family...

 

[Cotton]

I will kick it off. Collecting your own stool sample sucks ass.

Now you go.

 

[data]

 

[1bigfan13]

I just read Unk's Deep Impact post to my family...

Uhhh.....give me my props.

 

[1bigfan13]

My upset picks for the day:

Raiders over Broncos
Titans over Bills

 

[data]

It really is a nice feeling.

If you've seen the movie Deep Impact there's a scene towards the end where Tea Leoni's character and her father go out to the beach to embrace an inevitable death at the hands of a giant tsunami wave that's bearing down upon them.

That's how I feel right now. I know the beat down is going to happen and I know there's very little hope for a win.

So I've wandered out to the beach to accept my fate, so to speak.

Nice.

 

[data]

Go Saints, Go Falcons.

 

[Cotton]

 

[Cotton]

 

[data]

WTF, Buck. Shave it or dye it pink.

 

[Cotton]

4 weeks of loose shits. Doc thinks I may have a parasite in my intestines. So, I could pretty much die at any moment.

 

[Cotton]

I hope you assholes will send my family something.

 

[1bigfan13]

I have to go with the 4 game mix channel today. Lots of early games that I'm interested in.

Obviously the division games but I also want to watch Cincinnati-Seattle.

 

[Cotton]

I originally had typed "I hope your assholes will send my family something." How terrible would it be for my family to receive a bucket of shit after I died from intestinal issues?

 

[data]

I have to go with the 4 game mix channel today. Lots of early games that I'm interested in.

Obviously the division games but I also want to watch Cincinnati-Seattle.

4-game mix FTW

 

[1bigfan13]

Eagles are so damn money on ST returns.

 

[data]

4 weeks of loose shits. Doc thinks I may have a parasite in my intestines. So, I could pretty much die at any moment.

smoke it out

 

[1bigfan13]

Murray still ineffective as an Eagle.

 

[L.T. Fan]

I'm going to go eat. When I get back I expect this thread to have come alive. You will do this next, DCCpickering!

Okay he's gone. Everyone out.