2015 NFL Draft Chatter Thread 4/30-5/2

[boozeman]

 

[data]

WTF is he still talking?

 

[Genghis Khan]

Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at this draft, please see that there is a way that we get Jay Ajayi.

Dear red eyed evil Satan, looking up at this draft through your brimstone abode, please add an addendum to Jerry's contract for Spaulding's soul as well, if you could just steer Ajayi to us in this draft.

 

[boozeman]

Dear red eyed evil Satan, looking up at this draft through your brimstone abode, please add an addendum to Jerry's contract for Spaulding's soul as well, if you could just steer Ajayi to us in this draft.

 

[boozeman]

The Seahawks just don't give a shit.

 

[Texas Ace]

Dude, where the hell have you been?

Good to see you, you sonofabitch.

 

[data]

If the Vikings were to trade Peterson, wouldn't you think they'd have drafted an RB by now?

 

[Cotton]

On the contrary, I meant 'you're'. Should've read...

Fuck you, Goodell, and you're insolent, Sweatshirt.

Your so dumby.

 

[data]

Mel Kiper in the Jeff Goldblum sunglasses.

 

[boozeman]

Mayock cracks me up fumbling in his little binder.

 

[Cotton]

Dear red eyed evil Satan, looking up at this draft through your brimstone abode, please add an addendum to Jerry's contract for Spaulding's soul as well, if you could just steer Ajayi to us in this draft.

 

[boozeman]

If the Vikings were to trade Peterson, wouldn't you think they'd have drafted an RB by now?

Well, they aren't trading him. That is so damn obvious if you have a brain.

 

[Bob Roberts]

JUST ANNOUNCE THE PICKS YOU A HOLES

 

[boozeman]

Yeah, it is kinda cool they have these draft parties and have the picks announced there.

But I can tell you Day 3 is not the time to do it.

Most of these face painters don't have any idea of who the players are when you get this deep.

You get this happening:

 

[Texas Ace]

I really really hope Ayaji make it to us.

 

[data]

Well, they aren't trading him. That is so damn obvious if you have a brain.

Well, my source is 90% confident he becomes a Dallas Cowboy.

 

[E_D_Guapo]

Dear red eyed evil Satan, looking up at this draft through your brimstone abode, please add an addendum to Jerry's contract for Spaulding's soul as well, if you could just steer Ajayi to us in this draft.

 

[boozeman]

Trey Flowers has been ignored this whole draft, but he is a solid player.

 

[Texas Ace]

Well, they aren't trading him. That is so damn obvious if you have a brain.

You can't break him, because he doesn't even flinch.

83 1/3% certainty now.

 

[Bob Roberts]

The Patriots could pick anyone and it would be a 'Patriots type move'