Diet/Fitness Thread

[mcnuttz]

Hey baby, are you a Greek god yet?

 

[Texas Ace]

Hey baby, are you a Greek god yet?

 

[Newt]

still doing good, I've leveled off right at 318, but I go next week for my first follow up and adjustment. I don't have any fluid in my band right now so once they add a little I should start dropping a little more. but so far I'm down 30 pounds and I feel pretty good. We'll see how it goes after the adjustment, I don't want to add to much to fast. I think the goal is to lose about 10 pounds a month, which I think I can do with small adjustments and exercise. I already started playing volleyball at work again and I'm getting in about 5 miles a day walking so as long as I don't over eat or eat horrible things I should be OK.

 

[mcnuttz]

5 miles a day, that's impressive.

How does one manage to play volleyball at work, though? That's the weirdest workplace activity I've ever heard of other than synchronized masturbation.

 

[Cotton]

5 miles a day, that's impressive.

How does one manage to play volleyball at work, though? That's the weirdest workplace activity I've ever heard of other than synchronized masturbation.

 

[mcnuttz]

And y'all were sick for doing that, still can't believe it.

 

[skidadl]

Did this thread fall off into a circle jerk hole?

 

[mcnuttz]

Did this thread fall off into a circle jerk hole?

It burns calories, and who are you to judge?

 

[skidadl]

It burns calories, and who are you to judge?

I'm not judging. I am simply admiring how long it took for this thread to go there.

 

[mcnuttz]

~covering self~

 

[skidadl]

still doing good, I've leveled off right at 318, but I go next week for my first follow up and adjustment. I don't have any fluid in my band right now so once they add a little I should start dropping a little more. but so far I'm down 30 pounds and I feel pretty good. We'll see how it goes after the adjustment, I don't want to add to much to fast. I think the goal is to lose about 10 pounds a month, which I think I can do with small adjustments and exercise. I already started playing volleyball at work again and I'm getting in about 5 miles a day walking so as long as I don't over eat or eat horrible things I should be OK.

Give us the scoop, slimone.

 

[Newt]

Give us the scoop, slimone.

All good, I went in for my first appointment and they decided not to give me any adjustment so I still have zero fluid in my band. They want to find a good baseline before they start adding fluid and 30 pounds in the first 5 weeks isn't normal, they expected me to lose about 15 pounds. She said they will probably add some on the next visit, they want me to lose 8 to 10 pounds a month. I haven't weighed since that appointment, I just got back from Indiana last night so I'll probably weigh myself in the morning. Hopefully that trip didn't hurt me too bad, I didn't exercise at all in the hotel. Gonna hit it hard the next two weeks though, gotta get that beach body ready.

 

[Newt]

294 this morning, 63 total pounds lost. I keep telling myself my goal is 250 but I'm starting to wonder what a slender 225 Newt would look like, I can't find my 7th grade pictures so I'll have to leave it up to the good ole imagination. By the way, either my wiener is getting bigger or I can just see more of it now, just thought you guys should know, because of how close we are and stuff.

 

[skidadl]

294 this morning, 63 total pounds lost. I keep telling myself my goal is 250 but I'm starting to wonder what a slender 225 Newt would look like, I can't find my 7th grade pictures so I'll have to leave it up to the good ole imagination. By the way, either my wiener is getting bigger or I can just see more of it now, just thought you guys should know, because of how close we are and stuff.

Nice. I look forward to masturbation stories.

 

[Cotton]

Nice. I look forward to masturbation stories.

:outtahere

 

[skidadl]

I'm fat and need some inspiration.

[MENTION=10]Carp[/MENTION] get in here and give me some good words.

 

[skidadl]

I know I've joked about this a bunch but since I tore up my leg things have gone downhill. It is amazing how misalignment in your body can cause so much grief.

Now I have a severe case of plantar fasciitis in my opposite foot that has been going on for 9 months.

 

[Carp]

I'm fat and need some inspiration.

[MENTION=10]Carp[/MENTION] get in here and give me some good words.

Shit...I hit a wall and have no good words for you now. I am still getting my exercise in, but nowhere near what I was doing.

~pours 3rd bowl of Lucky Charms~

 

[mcnuttz]

294 this morning, 63 total pounds lost. I keep telling myself my goal is 250 but I'm starting to wonder what a slender 225 Newt would look like, I can't find my 7th grade pictures so I'll have to leave it up to the good ole imagination. By the way, either my wiener is getting bigger or I can just see more of it now, just thought you guys should know, because of how close we are and stuff.

Great to hear about your more prevalent wiener.

Mad props, yo.

 

[mcnuttz]

I've been doing a really simple routine for months and just finally lost 5 pounds.

Yeah, that doesn't sound like much but my body has changed a lot in the last few months.

You've should have swung by on your way to Ft. Gordon and I would have let you touch my abs.