Jerry Jones speaks with season-ticket holders

[EZ22]

Only ballers have a red phone beside their bed if we're being honest.

 

[Bob Roberts]

Maybe this says something about me, but he's one of the few people that walk this earth that I have had legitimate homicidal thoughts about.

His son, his skank daughter and the shirt/tie wearing grandchild popped on my list-o-death this past weekend too though.

I've always hated Jerry, but seeing his Munsters like family of hangers-on that are even less qualified than he is to run a team made me give up all hope.

 

[E_D_Guapo]

Only ballers have a red phone beside their bed if we're being honest.

 

[boozeman]

Only ballers have a red phone beside their bed if we're being honest.

Every now and again, the wrinkled up imbecile says something that should resonate, but it rarely does with most of our fan base.

The fact he says this about Dez Bryant means to get ready. Jones has said he's turning the corner, but the fact he throws the Bat Phone into the discussion leads me to believe we are just on borrowed time.

 

[Bob Roberts]

This is like a Mt Rushmore of ugly

 

[boozeman]

This is like a Mt Rushmore of ugly

I'd hit both his wife and his daughter if it meant an NFCC game appearance.

 

[Cotton]

I've always hated Jerry, but seeing his Munsters like family of hangers-on that are even less qualified than he is to run a team made me give up all hope.

 

[boozeman]

My fucking God.

 

[bbgun]

"Learn from the worst, son. Learn from the worst."

 

[Texas Ace]

The only thing missing from that nonsensical ramble was a "relative to" somewhere in it.

 

[dallen]

No other questions about the OL? Weak season ticket holders and sponsors ignoring the elephant in the room.

Anyone who is still a season ticket holder at this point has to be a mouth breather

 

[Texas Ace]

You know what makes that red headed little bastard being in there even worse? The fact that he's wearing a suit.

That means he's there in a professional capacity. They are grooming that little shit to be part of the team's football future.

We are so fucked.

 

[Bob Roberts]

The Joneses look like they're seeing boobs for the first time while Jason ponders if he should leave a suicide note or not

 

[Simpleton]

I'm telling you guys, our best chance is his one of his granddaughters. I've seen one who is rather decent and looks to be in her early 20's, I'll fall on that sword for you guys and inseminate her with my seed which will undoubtedly produce a progeny far superior to these redneck bastards.

 

[Cujo]

This is like a Mt Rushmore of ugly

Jesus, that's a long neck. She's kinda horsey-looking. I get a My Friend Flicka image looking at her.

 

[Cujo]

 

[L.T. Fan]

Anyone who is still a season ticket holder at this point has to be a mouth breather

That is a senior slam.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Jesus, that's a long neck. She's kinda horsey-looking. I get a My Friend Flicka image looking at her.

If someone can get me her digits I'm taking one for the team fellas...

Say hello to future GM of the Dallas Cowboys!

 

[Lotuseater]

I can't wait til JJ gives up 5 first Rounders for Johnny Manziel. Jerry is all about excitement based football now, and Johnny football is the ultimate catch. You watch him do it.

 

[ravidubey]

Jesus, that's a long neck. She's kinda horsey-looking. I get a My Friend Flicka image looking at her.

She looks just like Jerry. The sex would be traumatic.