Week 5 Gameday Chatter | Texans vs. Cowboys | 10/05/2014

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WTH do we need a Rich Eisen show? It'll get lower ratings than NFL Total Access

 

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Announcer: ...and this THursday, the Colts/Texans will play...and it.will.be.close.

 

[L.T. Fan]

We are going to lose to the Texans with that bearded dork as a QB.

Fuck me.

Never fear. Wonder Dog is here.

 

[Carl]

Think I might have a shave. Go Chiefs!

 

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Never fear. Wonder Dog is here.

Too late. Game's over

 

[1bigfan13]

Thank you. I was proud of that line.

 

[ravidubey]

Yup.

I'll gladly take the 4-1, especially against the Texans, and be damn happy about it.

We have a shit load of ugly losses on our resume over the last few years, and not enough ugly wins. As many games as we've given away that we should have won, I'll be damned if I complain about finding a way to win one of these.

Some games are just physical and tough and you have to find ways to win them. I remember a 16-10 win against the friggin Cardinals in 1992. On paper it should have been no contest, but you take the win and move on.

 

[Deuce]

I'm really looking forward to the Dez Bryant vs. Richard Sherman match up next week.

I hope we don't completely shy away from Dick.

We must attack Dick hard. Early and often. Especially when he's playing soft.

We can't allow Dick to dictate the flow of our offense.

He plays a side, not a man. I couldn't care less if we avoid him all day.

 

[1bigfan13]

Antonio Gates has looked really good this year.

I thought he was washed up.

 

[1bigfan13]

Pretty throw and catch by the Rivers-Royals connection.

 

[Bob Roberts]

Any chance you might find the Romo spin on JJ WUT?

 

[1bigfan13]

He plays a side, not a man. I couldn't care less if we avoid him all day.

I know that he only plays one side. It would still be retarded of us to completely avoid working to his side of the field.

How'd that work out for the Packers and Broncos?

 

[Cowboysrock55]

That was a nice 60 yards in the air too! Shows you that Romo's arm strength really isn't limited. His accuracy may not be as good as it use to but the arm strength is still there.

 

[Texas Ace]

You are a great man!

 

[Texas Ace]

All week long I had to hear from Texans fans go on and on about Watt.

The guy is the best defensive player in football, no doubt. But to hear them tell it, the guy played 22 positions and would single-handedly win the game.

So to see Romo make him look silly, on a TD no less, is almost as sweet as the victory itself.

 

[Carl]

So, borrowing from Soccer Parlance, shouldn't the Broncos fans be singing:

He's fast, he's quick
His names a porno flick
Emanuel, Emanuel

...

 

[1bigfan13]

All week long I had to hear from Texans fans go on and on about Watt.

The guy is the best defensive player in football, no doubt. But to hear them tell it, the guy played 22 positions and would single-handedly win the game.

So to see Romo make him look silly, on a TD no less, is almost as sweet as the victory itself.

He had a clean shot at Romo too.

Definitely should have been a kill shot to Romo's spine.

 

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So, borrowing from Soccer Parlance, shouldn't the Broncos fans be singing:

He's fast, he's quick
His names a porno flick
Emanuel, Emanuel

...

i'd rather you sing the national anthem

 

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Should've been a TD to Bowe

 

[1bigfan13]

Kelce hits them with the Ric Flair strut.