Bengals sign Andy Dalton for 6 yr, $115M

[Deuce]

per Shefter and Adam Caplan.

 

[skidadl]

I can completely understand why they did this. If they hadn't signed him to the contract there was a chance that he could come back and eat the hearts of their children. You can't trust the gingers.

 

[Rev]

As a cowboy fan we have no room to laugh at bad contracts.

 

[Cotton]

That is horrible. Dalton is horrible. The Bengals just got more horrible. This is all just really horrible.

 

[jsmith6919]

I can completely understand why they did this. If they hadn't signed him to the contract there was a chance that he could come back and eat the hearts of their children. You can't trust the gingers.

 

[boozeman]

Just goes to show you how awful QB talent is when a slightly above average QB gets paid like this.

 

[boozeman]

I can completely understand why they did this. If they hadn't signed him to the contract there was a chance that he could come back and eat the hearts of their children. You can't trust the gingers.

I bet Garrett is heartbroken he can never add him to his collection of soulless monsters.

 

[NoDak]

I bet Garrett is heartbroken he can never add him to his collection of soulless monsters.

Never say never.

Romo's career is ended week 4 with a splintered spine. Jerry immediately signs Garrett to an extension, and trades 3 first rounders for Dalton.

#winning

 

[jsmith6919]

Never say never.

Romo's career is ended week 4 with a splintered spine. Jerry immediately signs Garrett to an extension, and trades 3 first rounders for Dalton.

#winning

 

[Plan9Misfit]

I bet Garrett is heartbroken he can never add him to his collection of soulless monsters.

And yet, he couldn't find it in his soulless ginger vortex to keep Pat McQuistan. Yet another reason to hate that robotic asshole.

 

[Carp]

As a cowboy fan we have no room to laugh at bad contracts.

Sure we can. The deal is horrible, WGAS what team you are a fan of...this is horrid. Meanwhile, Smith's deal looks better and better.

 

[NoDak]

Sure we can. The deal is horrible, WGAS what team you are a fan of...this is horrid. Meanwhile, Smith's deal looks better and better.

You just don't understand what it takes to be a true fan.

Poser.

 

[Carp]

You just don't understand what it takes to be a true fan.

Poser.

I know right...if you're not bitching, you're not trying.

 

[Bob Roberts]

I have nothing to add but a quote from Dalton from 'Roadhouse':

"Pain don't hurt"

 

[GShock]

Any idea what the guaranteed money is? The top-line number is almost meaningless.

 

[Foobio]

I couldn't get it to format correctly, but there's a thing on this on Deadspin:

NFL Writers Just Can't Stop Marveling At Horseshit Contract Numbers

http://deadspin.com/nfl-writers-just-cant-stop-marveling-at-horseshit-contr-1615720172

 

[bbgun]

only $17M guaranteed

 

[Rev]

Sure we can. The deal is horrible, WGAS what team you are a fan of...this is horrid. Meanwhile, Smith's deal looks better and better.

Just dumb to be laughing at something our owner does (until recently) quite often.

 

[Carp]

Just dumb to be laughing at something our owner does (until recently) quite often.

Almost as dumb as bitching about people finding it to be a poor deal.

 

[Clay_Allison]

Just dumb to be laughing at something our owner does (until recently) quite often.

It's only dumb if we supported Jerry doing dumb things.