Great story...

[Cotton]

Because you assholes need a little love in your life...

 

[1bigfan13]

Touching story but I certainly didn't shed any tears or "bawl like a baby" like most of the pansies at the zzzzZzone would.

Post this video at the zone and I guarantee you get at least 10 posts from grown men talking about how they cried like a baby after watching this and how they tearfully told their wives they loved them.

BTW, glad the cops were able to track you down, LT. The board wouldn't have been the same without you.

 

[Cotton]

Touching story but I certainly didn't shed any tears or "bawl like a baby" like most of the pansies at the zzzzZzone would.

Post this video at the zone and I guarantee you get at least 10 posts from grown men talking about how they cried like a baby after watching this and how they tearfully told their wives they loved them.

BTW, glad the cops were able to track you down, LT. The board wouldn't have been the same without you.

I just figured it would be nice to bring a little love to a board filled with hate and ... well.. hate. You jackwagons need it.




As do I.

 

[boozeman]

I see cop uniforms. This belongs in the great police work thread.

 

[Bob Roberts]

A cop recently pulled me over but let me off with only a warning.

Which means that I still have never officially gotten a speeding ticket in my life

 

[Cotton]

A cop recently pulled me over but let me off with only a warning.

Which means that I still have never officially gotten a speeding ticket in my life

I've never gotten a speeding ticket, either. I have gotten exactly one traffic ticket in my life and it was for an expired inspection about 15 years ago. I feel almost like 2233 telling you this.

 

[Bob Roberts]

Way to step on my story, asswipe

 

[Cotton]

What I meant to say was, good job avoiding those nasty popo. It's not an easy thing to do.

 

[Jon88]

I have something in my eye.

/hostile

 

[2233boys]

I've never gotten a speeding ticket, either. I have gotten exactly one traffic ticket in my life and it was for an expired inspection about 15 years ago. I feel almost like 2233 telling you this.

Never got a speeding or traffic ticket.

 

[Cotton]

Never got a speeding or traffic ticket.

See? The spotless one speaks.

 

[Jon88]

He hates boobs too.

 

[Clay_Allison]

I recently realized one of my co-workers gave me a ticket for running a stop sign 4 years ago, we had a laugh about it.

 

[fortsbest]

There's nothing to see here. Move......aww damnit.

 

[hstour]

All you no ticket F'ers need to please stay the hell out of the left lane.....