Johnny Manziel absent from first 15 picks in Mayock mock

[boozeman]

Bless you Phil.

THAT IS WHY I WANT MANZIEL.

 

[Cotton]

Other than drafting Manziel or Bortles, the only scenario that might work for me at this point is drafting Kony Ealy over Martin. I just want to see Iamtdg flip his shit.

 

[Cotton]

My rage would dwarf his.

We can share the emergency doob.

 

[jsmith6919]

Too hard to fap to, even with Manziel split screened next to her..maybe if she brushed her hair?

 

[data]

Bless you Phil.

THAT IS WHY I WANT MANZIEL.

Winter was not kind. She has the body of a 6th round LBer

 

[boozeman]

We can share the emergency doob.

No way, I will need it more.

 

[Cotton]

This makes me want to throat punch a nun. Fuck you, Phil.

 

[boozeman]

Winter was not kind. She has the body of a 6th round LBer

 

[Deuce]

Can someone get Cat Lady a hairbrush?

 

[Cotton]

No way, I will need it more.

You insensitive prick!

 

[Cotton]

Too hard to fap to, even with Manziel split screened next to her..maybe if she brushed her hair?

It won't help, because there is a whole buncha fugly underneath that hair.

 

[Deuce]

Just to verify this isn't some sort of thing out of The Grudge, did she wink on your videos too?

 

[Cotton]

Just to verify this isn't some sort of thing out of The Grudge, did she wink on your videos too?

I didn't look that close. I was afraid it was one of those videos where something jumps up and scares you, so I sat back.

 

[jsmith6919]

Just to verify this isn't some sort of thing out of The Grudge, did she wink on your videos too?

 

[Rev]

I didn't look that close. I was afraid it was one of those videos where something jumps up and scares you, so I sat back.

and enjoyed.....

 

[jsmith6919]

It won't help, because there is a whole buncha fugly underneath that hair.

You were right ..had to close out her window to finish

 

[L.T. Fan]

I heard the last time booze was in the hospital, when the nurse came by his room she heard him ask her " Are my testicles black"? She responded she didn't know but would check and then she left the room. She returned a few minutes later with a flashlight, threw the sheet back and after a full examination declared ,no they are not black. Booze with a grin on his face said" that felt nice but what I asked you was are my test results back"

 

[Cotton]

and enjoyed.....

You are a sick sick man.








I didn't even make it through the whole thing

 

[Carp]

The Fat Bitch Project.

 

[NoDak]

I was starting to get a little worried that she wasn't going to have her Mr. Dew. Good to see she was able to work that in.