Rashard Mendenhall reportedly retiring

[Carp]

Wow. Emotions running high.

 

[Cotton]

He does...that is awesome, but I am still going to make fun...because it is fun.

You are taking this way.....way too seriously. There is humor in this.

You're right. It's hilarious. Not sure how I missed it.

 

[boozeman]

He does...that is awesome, but I am still going to make fun...because it is fun.

You are taking this way.....way too seriously. There is humor in this.

This needs a Berman solemn voice.

Rashard Mendenhall. "Pushing away from the norm". Poignant. And Profound.

 

[Cotton]

I bet he likes to have a butt plug up his ass while he writes.

 

[Carp]

You're right. It's hilarious. Not sure how I missed it.

You doing ok?

 

[Cotton]

This needs a Berman solemn voice.

Rashard Mendenhall. "Pushing away from the norm". Poignant. And Profound.

Been a while since we had a dustup and I'm bored. Let's do this.

 

[boozeman]

You're right. It's hilarious. Not sure how I missed it.

I happen to think a middle of the road player retiring yet calling a shit ton of attention to himself pretty damn hilarious.

 

[boozeman]

I bet he likes to have a butt plug up his ass while he writes.

Not sure about that level of detail, but I am pretty sure he owns a pair of ballerina shoes and weeps openly when reading poetry out loud.

 

[Cotton]

I happen to think a middle of the road player retiring yet calling a shit ton of attention to himself pretty damn hilarious.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAOHYEAHHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

[Bob Roberts]

Felix Jones has written a 20 page manifesto in the New Republic

 

[Cotton]

Not sure about that level of detail, but I am pretty sure he owns a pair of ballerina shoes and weeps openly when reading poetry out loud.

I bet he shoves his ballerina shoes up his ass, too.

 

[boozeman]

I bet he shoves his ballerina shoes up his ass, too.

Never thought about it, but I guess maybe he does. Sounds like you have given it some thought.

 

[Carp]

Making fun of Mendenhall bad...posting a Tweet of Ford's death and punctuating it with a Jerry death wish. Classy.

 

[NoDak]

You fuckbois knock it off.

 

[boozeman]

You fuckbois knock it off.

 

[Carp]

You fuckbois knock it off.

Mendenhall has never said that.

 

[Cotton]

Herschel Walker took ballet classes. (fag) Emmitt Smith as a regular on Dancing with the Stars (flaming queer)

 

[NoDak]

Mendenhall has never said that.

Well, we can't be sure of that.

It was probably mentioned in his manifesto, but was edited out to stay under the 10,000 word, I don't want to draw attention to myself limit.

 

[Cotton]

Never thought about it, but I guess maybe he does. Sounds like you have given it some thought.

Well, I would guess that is what he would be doing while he travels Europe and writes. It's what the Euros do, isn't it?

 

[Cotton]

You fuckbois knock it off.