2013 NFL Draft Chatter Thread--25-27 Apr

[Cotton]

Josh Ellis ‏@josh_ellis11 1m
Scouts have told me that Charlotte Jones is either single or double bagger.

Okay, you made that one up.

 

[Cotton]

3 big black guys and a single blonde on NLFN. Most of my pornos start out with this exact scenario

 

[boozeman]

You know what rumor I have heard that really scares me? Jerry loves Margus Hunt at 18.

 

[Cotton]

This is the weirdest draft I can ever remember. I have a feeling there are going to be a lot of WTF's and Wow's in this first round.

 

[Bob Roberts]

You know what rumor I have heard that really scares me? Jerry loves Margus Hunt at 18.

You didn't hear that rumor

 

[Cotton]

I just stood up and forgot what the hell I stood up for. WTF?

 

[data]

Who is "beebs"?

Too soon for a sacrificial lamb for good luck?

 

[boozeman]

You didn't hear that rumor

Your previous post about pornos and now here is Will Smith with a flashing extending dildo.

What the hell is wrong with you, Bob?

 

[Cotton]

Who is "beebs"?

Too soon for a sacrificial lamb for good luck?

That didn't seem to work for us last year. Maybe we should try a different tactic this year. Like, posters that shortened their username to something gay like pdom. We can always narrow it down more if we need to.

 

[boozeman]

Who is "beebs"?

Too soon for a sacrificial lamb for good luck?

Some Gawddamn lurker.

I think I cursed us last year with the lurker sacrifices. I don't think I will do that anymore.

 

[Bob Roberts]

What the hell is wrong with you, Bob?

Did we just meet today?

 

[boozeman]

That didn't seem to work for us last year. Maybe we should try a different tactic this year. Like, posters that shortened their username to something gay like pdom. We can always narrow it down more if we need to.

For realz.

 

[Cotton]

Did we just meet today?

He has a damn good point, booze.

 

[boozeman]

The Leon Sandcastle stuff was totally boss during the Combine.

Now...not so much.

 

[Cotton]

The Leon Sandcastle stuff was totally boss during the Combine.

Now...not so much.

It is way past being overdone.

 

[NoDak]

You didn't hear that rumor

 

[Cotton]

NFL Media PR ‏@InsideNFLMedia16m
To hear the complete conversation with Dallas Cowboys' Jerry Jones, please click here: http://on.nfl.com/1808GKT

 

[Cotton]

Josh Ellis ‏@josh_ellis11 1m
Scouts have told me that Charlotte Jones is either single or double bagger.

Bob Sturm ‏@SportsSturm 38s
Norm reports that any trade down will require 2 teams.

 

[Donpingon]

Fluker looks like a black cro magnon

 

[Smitty]

I hate how it was NFL red carpet event outside the venue before this thing started. I want to see them looking all nervous on their phones in the green room, not acting like it's Oscar night out front.