2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Rev]

I... don't understand.

I think its another golfing situation?

 

[Bipo]

No, he burns firsts on meh WRs

 

[Genghis Khan]

Sounds about right.

Gee, I wonder why we can never get over the hump.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I... don't understand.

Pet peeve... I just hate the viral overuse of the word "generational." You know, like people calling multiple college players about to be drafted "generational."

 

[Genghis Khan]

Pet peeve... I just hate the viral overuse of the word "generational." You know, like people calling multiple college players about to be drafted "generational."

I got you. I consider you to be a generational poster, so I can respect it.

 

[bbgun]

 

[boozeman]

Jesus Harold Christ on a rubber crutch.

 

[boozeman]

Then just fucking trade him and get ready for the season, goddammit.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Now Charlotte is talking pie leafs

 

[bbgun]

 

[Simpleton]

Then just fucking trade him and get ready for the season, goddammit.

I said yesterday they need to either shit (extend him) or get off the pot (trade him for a haul).

But knowing them they'll probably do the dumbest thing possible and string it out, potentially forcing him to play, franchising him, etc.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Jesus Harold Christ on a rubber crutch.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Then just fucking trade him and get ready for the season, goddammit.

Honestly I don't trust Schefter's predictive prowess.

When he's reporting actual news he's fine, but when he tries to extrapolate things based on his own opinion he's often wrong.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Honestly I don't trust Schefter's predictive prowess.

When he's reporting actual news he's fine, but when he tries to extrapolate things based on his own opinion he's often wrong.

Yeah, I still bet Micah gets signed right before the season starts.

And just to add... I would bet this is coming from Micah's agent (that's where most of these guys get their news) to try to put pressure on Jerry.

 

[Stars]

I said yesterday they need to either shit (extend him) or get off the pot (trade him for a haul).

But knowing them they'll probably do the dumbest thing possible and string it out, potentially forcing him to play, franchising him, etc.

Absolutely. If it's really as dire as the reports that keep coming out, he should've been traded yesterday. Waiting doesn't help the contract extension or a trade. It just leaves you less prepared for the season. Less prepared for a vision of the team in the future... (which they probably don't have.)

 

[Rev]

Now Charlotte is talking pie leafs

What a beautiful thing!

 

[Genghis Khan]

It sounds vaguely sexual when Charlotte says it.

 

[boozeman]

Now Charlotte is talking pie leafs

They are all the same diseased family.

There is no hope unless they all go down together in a fiery airplane crash.

 

[Genghis Khan]

 

[boozeman]

It sounds vaguely sexual when Charlotte says it.

You deserved that dur.