2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Genghis Khan]

Zero chance without free agency if this was a normal franchise.

 

[Simpleton]

Sure, the price for an in-division trade is three 1's and three 2's.

Fuck off with that, I'd rather let him sit out and not play a single snap for the next two years than trade him in the division for two 1's.

 

[boozeman]

I wonder how that discussion went with Goof Son. I would give anything to see the look on his puffy grotesque face.

 

[boozeman]

And this is why we will find it increasingly hard to make this organization the one of choice.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I'm honestly considering being done with this team. Why should I continue to root for this shit?

This isn't even about money.

A player, one of the best in the league mind you, is practically BEGGING them to extend him at less than market value. Multiple times.

But nope.

They're petty assholes that don't give a FUCK about winning.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

 

[Simpleton]

And this is why we will find it increasingly hard to make this organization the one of choice.

It really is insane how incompetent these fools are.

It's shocking that they manage to draft so well, but I'm guessing that's because Stephen has largely offloaded that and mainly just keeps Jerry on the sidelines.

 

[bbgun]

Trading him would be like Jerry giving up on the season, and that is so unlike him. Expect Micah to be playing in Philly Thursday night.

 

[Genghis Khan]

And this is why we will find it increasingly hard to make this organization the one of choice.

They don't mind the information being out in the open because they'll just lie about it and half the dumb fuck fan base will swallow it.

 

[bbgun]

It really is insane how incompetent these fools are.

It's shocking that they manage to draft so well, but I'm guessing that's because Stephen has largely offloaded that and mainly just keeps Jerry on the sidelines.

Every penny they pay to a player is one less penny they can leave the grandkids.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Trading him would be like Jerry giving up on the season, and that is so unlike him. Expect Micah to be playing in Philly Thursday night.

I think he'll be holding out if his tweet is any indication.

 

[Simpleton]

I'm honestly considering being done with this team. Why should I continue to root for this shit?

This isn't even about money?

A player, one of the best in the league mind you, is practically BEGGING them to extend him at less than market value. Multiple times.

But nope.

They're petty assholes that don't give a FUCK about winning.

Yea, my issue isn't so much the idea of trading him or not, it's the fact that this organization operates like a grotesque caricature of a very stupid, closedminded inbred family business.

If they made a strategic decision to trade Parsons, fine. If they decided to extend him, fine.

But getting caught in between because of pure pettiness and ego?

Unless Micah is asking for the moon, which I doubt (at least compared to what the market currently is), it's pure insanity.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Sorry, I find it hard to believe that he begged for a contract under market value and they wouldn't even talk to him?

I know these guys are idiots, but that makes no sense. I mean it's not like Jerry hasn't always paid his star players.

Calvin Watkins is saying on the Ticket right now that Stephen has wanted to pay him but Jerry is the one saying, no, we need to wait. Doesn't know why.

 

[bbgun]

I think he'll be holding out if his tweet is any indication.

I'm guessing he'll leave camp now.

 

[bbgun]

"He missed four games last year, so he should accept less!" That's how Jerry thinks.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Fair point

 

[Texas Ace]

I told you guys that this felt different.

 

[Simpleton]

The only bad scenarios here are:

1. Trading him for peanuts (i.e. anything less than the equivalent of two 1's and change)
2. Giving him an outlandish extension around 45+ per year

Just figure out anything else, although knowing these fools they'll probably work themselves into one of those two.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Yea, my issue isn't so much the idea of trading him or not, it's the fact that this organization operates like a grotesque caricature of a very stupid, closedminded inbred family business.

If they made a strategic decision to trade Parsons, fine. If they decided to extend him, fine.

But getting caught in between because of pure pettiness and ego?

Unless Micah is asking for the moon, which I doubt (at least compared to what the market currently is), it's pure insanity.

Exactly. This isn't about Micah, it's about whether the ownership cares about winning or about their egos and money.

They could have decided to trade Micah and I'd get it even if I don't agree with it. That's at least strategic, right or wrong.

But this? This is bullshit. This is ego. Them refusing to even engage in negotiations is unconscionably absurd.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Sorry, I find it hard to believe that he begged for a contract under market value and they wouldn't even talk to him?

I know these guys are idiots, but that makes no sense. I mean it's not like Jerry hasn't always paid his star players.

Calvin Watkins is saying on the Ticket right now that Stephen has wanted to pay him but Jerry is the one saying, no, we need to wait. Doesn't know why.

I don't see why Micah would lie about that.

It's not like we haven't seen this team act petty and retarded before (the whole Amari situation for example), even to the detriment to the team.