2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[boozeman]

 

[Simpleton]

Of course.

 

[bbgun]

Boxing matches, cartoon simulcasts, etc. Good thing we're all about football.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Not sure if serious, but if so...

 

[boozeman]

 

[bbgun]

He lives in a house where anyone on the street can walk up and knock on his door? Loser.

 

[Bipo]

I don't blame him at this point. He's, clearly, going to be replaced and they did jack shit to help him. And yeah, the Green Bay playoff loss is totally on him, but bringing him back and setting him up to fail is fucking dirty.

All because they were too fucking cheap to fire him.

 

[Cujo]

All because they were too fucking cheap to fire him.

No shit, so they just waste a year of his life. I'm still hoping he goes scorched Earth on the Jones'.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

All because they were too fucking cheap to fire him.

And to think Jerry could have hired Harbaugh last year. Or at least tried.

 

[mcnuttz]

Jerry should be Krusty with his clown ass.

 

[P_T]

Jerry should be Krusty with his clown ass.

 

[boozeman]

No shit, so they just waste a year of his life. I'm still hoping he goes scorched Earth on the Jones'.

Feh. Fat Mike is getting paid decently for his troubles.

 

[boozeman]

And to think Jerry could have hired Harbaugh last year. Or at least tried.

Why would Harbaugh want to work with the Retard and his kid?

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Why would Harbaugh want to work with the Retard and his kid?

He probably wouldn't. But a GM who was trying would at least try.

 

[UncleMilti]

It’s fun to play the “what if” game of Belichick or whoever but we all know no matter who signs up to coach these clowns, Jerry and the crowd aren’t going to sign any difference makers in FA or make any aggressive moves in the draft to substantially improve the team. It’s just not going to happen.
Jerry is the master of selling a gullible fan base shit off his shoe and convincing them it’s designer chocolate. As long as he’s alive this team isn’t doing anything.

 

[boozeman]

It’s fun to play the “what if” game of Belichick or whoever but we all know no matter who signs up to coach these clowns, Jerry and the crowd aren’t going to sign any difference makers in FA or make any aggressive moves in the draft to substantially improve the team. It’s just not going to happen.
Jerry is the master of selling a gullible fan base shit off his shoe and convincing them it’s designer chocolate. As long as he’s alive this team isn’t doing anything.

Your post made me sad.

 

[Stars]

It’s fun to play the “what if” game of Belichick or whoever but we all know no matter who signs up to coach these clowns, Jerry and the crowd aren’t going to sign any difference makers in FA or make any aggressive moves in the draft to substantially improve the team. It’s just not going to happen.
Jerry is the master of selling a gullible fan base shit off his shoe and convincing them it’s designer chocolate. As long as he’s alive this team isn’t doing anything.

sad but true. Jerry and Co are always behind (or ahead but in a bad way) the curve to a hilarious degree.

at various times in the last 30 years, we’ve made big trades in hope of getting over the hump, over valued Free Agents, Over valued the run game when everyone was passing the ball. Now that more teams are running, we won’t even pay 5 dollars for a hobo to run the ball because it’s too expensive.

everything the team has tried philosophically, has been done with success by other teams. We just don’t know how to do anything correctly. Always bad timing. They can’t read the room at all.

 

[boozeman]

sad but true. Jerry and Co are always behind (or ahead but in a bad way) the curve to a hilarious degree.

at various times in the last 30 years, we’ve made big trades in hope of getting over the hump, over valued Free Agents, Over valued the run game when everyone was passing the ball. Now that more teams are running, we won’t even pay 5 dollars for a hobo to run the ball because it’s too expensive.

everything the team has tried philosophically, has been done with success by other teams. We just don’t know how to do anything correctly. Always bad timing. They can’t read the room at all.

They try to copy things that other organizations do.

Fine. Steal shamelessly.

The problem is that the Joneses have no idea what is happening day to day in the league.

Nor do they care.

 

[Stars]

They try to copy things that other organizations do.

Fine. Steal shamelessly.

The problem is that the Joneses have no idea what is happening day to day in the league.

Nor do they care.

Exactly right.

 

[Cotton]