2023 Season | Week 12 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Redskins @ Cowboys | 11/23/2023

[Foobio]

Beautiful run

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Josh Allen is playing one hell of a game.

He looks like himself again. Maybe Dorsey was that bad.

 

[kidd]

Josh Allen is a grown man! /Scooter

 

[boozeman]

 

[NoDak]

It has to be mayo to me.

And it has to be actual mayo. You try and put miracle whip on my turkey sandwich, and we're gonna be throwing hands.


Sorry, grandma. It's ass whippin' time.

 

[boozeman]

And it has to be actual mayo. You try and put miracle whip on my turkey sandwich, and we're gonna be throwing hands.


Sorry, grandma. It's ass whippin' time.

Correct.

But do you have Duke's up there?

I don't think you do.

 

[data]

Allen

 

[Genghis Khan]

He looks like himself again.

You are not going to tempt me to insult him today.

 

[Texas Ace]

And it has to be actual mayo. You try and put miracle whip on my turkey sandwich, and we're gonna be throwing hands.

Yeah, my mom loves that shit and it's disgusting.

Real mayo only.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

And it has to be actual mayo. You try and put miracle whip on my turkey sandwich, and we're gonna be throwing hands.

Miracle whip is an abomination of modern chemistry.

 

[kidd]

A turnover here would be great.

 

[Cotton]

#31 didn't look like he was even trying to tackle that Eagles receiver. Pathetic.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

What is #31's problem? He should be benched immediately.

 

[Cotton]

Miracle whip is an abomination of modern chemistry.

So is mayo.

 

[Cotton]

What is #31's problem? He should be benched immediately.

 

[Genghis Khan]

So is mayo.

 

[boozeman]

Miracle whip is an abomination of modern chemistry.

But thanks to our gammy, it still exists.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Does Cunningham have the Boy George hair? Is that what that is?

 

[Chocolate Lab]

So is mayo.

Mayo is just eggs, oil, vinegar(?), and... Whatever else is in there.

Miracle Whip is lab created partially hydrogenated heart attack in a jar. That also tastes terrible.

 

[kidd]

I like Miracle Whip so eff y’all. Tastes great on a sammich. But I’d rather have mayo on a burger.