2023 Season | Week 5 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ 49ers | 10/8/2023

[boozeman]

I guess Taylor Swift didn't show up in Minneapolis.

 

[Foobio]

Man, if you read this in Slingblade voice, it is damn profound.

Needs an uh huh after the small towns thing though.

“You got any biscuits fer sale in there?”

 

[boozeman]

“You got any biscuits fer sale in there?”

I throw my Slideblade voice out there every now and then and it drives my kids crazy.

Uh huh.

 

[1bigfan13]

The Rams defense has bounced back nicely after than opening drive.

 

[Cotton]

I guess Taylor Swift didn't show up in Minneapolis.

Shit, she flew on the team plane. I'm serious.

 

[1bigfan13]

TD Broncos.

They're up 7-3 in the Nathaniel Hackett Bowl.

 

[Cotton]

I throw my Slideblade voice out there every now and then and it drives my kids crazy.

Uh huh.

You got SO close to a gorilla right there.

 

[boozeman]

You got SO close to a gorilla right there.

Feh.

Enjoy my phone getting educaTed how I tawk.

 

[data]

Beautiful catch by Ross (Chiefs), leaping over Vikings DB while streaking down the sideline

 

[kidd]

You got SO close to a gorilla right there.

Eff that gorilla! My anecdotes are funny!

 

[bbgun]

The Rams defense has bounced back nicely after than opening drive.

not this drive

 

[data]

I don't know if I can take Olsen/Burkhardt much longer

 

[1bigfan13]

Rams struggling to control Hurts' on scrambles and designed runs.

 

[Sheik]

I wonder when was the last time we won and the 9ers, Steelers, Giants, Skins and Eagles all lost on the same day.

 

[data]

"Who could ever forget the image of Sirianni crying at the national anthem"

Gimme a fucking break

 

[kidd]

So my cheap ass still doesn’t want to pay for cable so I purchased an indoor antenna for $55. Only local channel I can get is ABC. No Fox, CBS, or NBC. It was rated 4 out of 5 stars on Amazon so I’m disappointed. Probably gonna send it back.

 

[1bigfan13]

I don't know if I can take Olsen/Burkhardt much longer

They're not exciting but IMO it's still not worth paying elite guys $15M+.

These two guys are mid at best but you're still watching the game because of who is playing. Which has always been the point I've made when questioning why networks feel compelled to hand analysts absurd contracts.

 

[Rev]

So my cheap ass still doesn’t want to pay for cable so I purchased an indoor antenna for $55. Only local channel I can get is ABC. No Fox, CBS, or NBC. It was rated 4 out of 5 stars on Amazon so I’m disappointed. Probably gonna send it back.

try another room

 

[Rev]

They're not exciting but IMO it's still not worth paying elite guys $15M+.

These two guys are mid at best but you're still watching the game because of who is playing. Which has always been the point I've made when questioning why networks feel compelled to hand analysts absurd contracts.

There is no salary cap for analysts.

 

[kidd]

"Who could ever forget the image of Sirianni crying at the national anthem"

Gimme a fucking break

Admittedly, it’s the only time I didn’t look at him as a total douche.