Jerry and his infinite knowledge...

Cotton

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Yeah, the moral of his story was perseverance. Remember, he likes the pain, but he will get through it.
 

boozeman

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Wait a sec.

I heard from a very credible source that the real GM is actually Ciskowski.

Does this mean I have been lied to?
 

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So let's take this "entertainment" angle.

Hey Cowboys fans...it is like saying How'd ya lak them three Fast-N-Furious movies...you were entertained, weren't cha? Who needs The Godfather?

What's better, an 1 1/2 hour trainwreck or a 3 hour masterpiece?
Those comments in particular lit me up. The fucking audacity of that dickhead. What's really sad is he's right. Too many mind-numbed fans will still show up to see the "show".
 

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Those comments in particular lit me up. The fucking audacity of that dickhead. What's really sad is he's right. Too many mind-numbed fans will still show up to see the "show".
What I don't get or understand that if the circus ends with a colossal failure at the end, you would think people would eventually stop showing up.

This guy is the worst kind of salesman. He was indeed a snake oil salesman in a previous life.

He peddles hope to people too stupid to see through it.
 

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What I don't get or understand that if the circus ends with a colossal failure at the end, you would think people would eventually stop showing up.

This guy is the worst kind of salesman. He was indeed a snake oil salesman in a previous life.

He peddles hope to people too stupid to see through it.
You just to hope beyond hope that eventually they see the truth and stop buying the product. Until then, we will be 8-8 and the stands will be full.
 

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There is a lot of rage among Cowboys fans this morning on Twitter. :lol :towel
 

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All you angry fans here at the DCC..... How do you like them 3 super bowls?
 

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God I hope the Cowboys lose to the Redskins and Eagles.

Fuck Jerry Jones.
 

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Anger rising.


 

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There's no point to any of it anymore, I just like watching it burn and if we somehow don't win a Super Bowl by some absolute miracle (obviously not happening), then I'd prefer the alternative where Jerry feels as much disappointment and shame as possible, if that's even possible.

Just give it time guys, the oil fire will only continue to build until that glorious day when he finally dies.
 

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How long do you guys think he can keep this up? Surely we are getting to the end?
 

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Well, I am apathetic about this team, and I despise him for making me so
 

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:lol

I think Jones just does these radio shows every week to troll most of us.

I mean, really...it is insulting to anyone with a functional brain.

He insults Cowboy fans every time he opens his mouth.

He embarrasses and shames the franchise.

But hey, it's entertaining and guess what you fricktards? You will still watch my team, buy tickets and fill my stadium.

A great big wrinkled up, liver-spotted finger to everyone who can think with a rational mind, yet still be unfortunate enough to be a fan of this football team.

HIS team.

At least Al Davis wanted to win for the Raiders and something he built.
Come on! He just wants to win, you cannot deny that
 

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Jerry is spinning his ass off but I don't believe a word he says. I think he wants to get through the last of the season before he has to take Red the Robot out back and deactivate him.
 

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There really is no reason to watch this team anymore. Glad I didnt watch the game last week. Wont watch it this week. I may check the score and catch some highlights but there is no reason to keep watching this shit show. Its just a senile old man with nothing else to do taking down an entire franchise because he can. Why waste an entire sunday getting pissed off over a dumbass like Jerry Jones?
 

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There really is no reason to watch this team anymore. Glad I didnt watch the game last week. Wont watch it this week. I may check the score and catch some highlights but there is no reason to keep watching this shit show. Its just a senile old man with nothing else to do taking down an entire franchise because he can. Why waste an entire sunday getting pissed off over a dumbass like Jerry Jones?
Perhaps you didn't the get the memo from Jerry; he has the brain of a 40 year old. The doctor said so.

:tehj
 

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Perhaps you didn't the get the memo from Jerry; he has the brain of a 40 year old. The doctor said so.

:tehj
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Jerry isn't worried a bit about fan apathy because the Cowboys put on such an entertaining show. How many sequels can a horror movie have?!?

... Its like Jerry said its about a show. No reason to give money or waste your life or time watching a career loser destroy a team because he can take advantage if its loyal fanbase. Lifes too short.
 

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@Espn_macmahon

Jerry isn't worried a bit about fan apathy because the Cowboys put on such an entertaining show. How many sequels can a horror movie have?!?

... Its like Jerry said its about a show. No reason to give money or waste your life or time watching a career loser destroy a team because he can take advantage if its loyal fanbase. Lifes too short.
http://dccforums.com/showthread.php?1150-Sabin-Jerry-Jones-says-Cat-scan-showed-he-has-%91brain-of-a-40-year-old%92&p=32695&viewfull=1#post32695

G.S.M. Jerral Wayne Jones.

:tehj
 
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