Bob Roberts
Professor StinkFinger
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Maybe a homeless monkey who is desperate for a jobYou're over-reaching. A trained monkey wouldn't work for Jerry Jones. We'd have to hire a monkey off the streets and train him.
Maybe a homeless monkey who is desperate for a jobYou're over-reaching. A trained monkey wouldn't work for Jerry Jones. We'd have to hire a monkey off the streets and train him.
You're over-reaching. A trained monkey wouldn't work for Jerry Jones. We'd have to hire a monkey off the streets and train him.

Hey, they were stacking the box the entire second half to gear up to stop the run.We ran the ball 7 times in the entire second half with a 23 pt lead. 7 times.
Yeah, I know. I listened to it on XM while I was driving though, does that count?Driving during a game? Fake fan.
Jerry, Hostile and Schmitty.Can anybody argue that Garrett is not completely and utterly incompetent now?
Nicely played.Jerry, Hostile and Schmitty.
The Three Amigos. All three will have some sort of excuse for him.
Jerry, Hostile and Schmitty.
The Three Amigos. All three will have some sort of excuse for him.

Classic Garrett. Too dependent on reads and looks, wants to always react to the defense instead of dictating to them. That's why he's been here 7 years and has yet to develop an offensive identity.Hey, they were stacking the box the entire second half to gear up to stop the run.
Oh wait, they did that in the first half as well and they still couldn't stop Dallas from running right through them.
They put 8 in the box on quite a few run plays in the first half, yet we still had success. There is no excuse for Garrett, but yet he is STILL trying to blame execution. F'ing BS.Hey, they were stacking the box the entire second half to gear up to stop the run.
Oh wait, they did that in the first half as well and they still couldn't stop Dallas from running right through them.
Little Neddy Schmitterlander. That isn't trick photography... Those boobs are REAL!Nicely played.

Of course it's Garrett's fault. Not even Smitty can argue that anymore.Tony Dungy echoed what we said yesterday. He said you can't give Romo the pass option when you're trying to burn the clock. He blames Garrett for giving Romo that option.
Bad defense led to a cold Garrett.Of course it's Garrett's fault. Not even Smitty can argue that anymore.
I don't have any excuse for him for yesterday, I don't believe he is "utterly incompetent" though.Jerry, Hostile and Schmitty.
The Three Amigos. All three will have some sort of excuse for him.
I was pissed at the lack of running in the 2nd quarter, it's completely inexplicable and you could just feel it getting worse. I believe when we got the ball up 5 with about 4 minutes left we passed on 1st and 2nd, got into 3rd and 12 and Romo/Dez bailed us out, then what do we do?I went back and looked at the play by play of the game. Holy Christ, don't do that. It will only serve to piss you off even more. Even some of the series in the first half. Inexcusable is the only word that is fitting.
What he did yesterday is utterly incompetent.I don't have any excuse for him for yesterday, I don't believe he is "utterly incompetent" though.
If that's the case, give me a scenario where he made a key coaching decision that looked competent. I honestly can't think of one this season.I don't have any excuse for him for yesterday, I don't believe he is "utterly incompetent" though.
It was certainly inexcusable.What he did yesterday is utterly incompetent.
