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  • Charlie Daniels Issues Grim Warning to Taco Bell About the Illuminati

    Drop the chalupa and listen up, Taco Bell -- Charlie Daniels has a message for you. Namely, that it's a mistake to take the Illuminati lightly.

    "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" musician and noted conservative Daniels took some time out of his evening on Monday to issue a grave warning to the fast-food chain.

    "Hey Taco Bell The Illuminati is not a frivolous subject," Daniels cautioned.

    While Daniels failed to elaborate on his warning -- perhaps out of concern for saying too much -- the musician was presumably referring to Taco Bell's recent "Belluminati" campaign, which employs conspiracy-themed language and imagery to reveal the "powerful connection between the dollar and Taco Bell" -- namely, a line of menu items available for $1 each.

    Taco Bell has not yet responded to TheWrap's request for comment on Daniels' words of caution -- possibly because they're awaiting guidance on a response from the Lizard People who control the Pentagon -- but Daniels' doom-signal to the brand drew its own responses on social media.

    "Charlie how do you know Taco Bell isn't a part of the Illuminati, making commercials mocking it to throw you off from the fact that they are a part of it? Explain THAT to me," asked one observer.

    "Wait until you see the Bilderberg ad from Arby's," another commenter warned the musician.

    "And the Bohemian Grove ad from Hardee's," chimed in another.

    "Deals with the devil are not a frivolous subject," cautioned another commenter, referencing Daniels' trademark song.

    "Welcome to Taco Bell, Mr. Daniels, can I take your NEW WORLD ORDER?" wrote another wag.

    And then there were numerous references to the mythical (or is it?) creature, the chalupa-cabra.

    Whether one subscribes to the musician's beliefs on the fast food chain or not, one thing's for certain -- Daniels is certainly capable of filling bellies with laughter.

  • #2
    I knew he leaned conservative but not that he was a tin foil hatter. I don't know why he thinks anyone cares either unless they're old enough to remember that stupid song, which I am but I could care less what he thinks.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by DLK150 View Post
      I knew he leaned conservative but not that he was a tin foil hatter. I don't know why he thinks anyone cares either unless they're old enough to remember that stupid song, which I am but I could care less what he thinks.
      That song isn't stupid!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by DLK150 View Post
        I knew he leaned conservative but not that he was a tin foil hatter. I don't know why he thinks anyone cares either unless they're old enough to remember that stupid song, which I am but I could care less what he thinks.
        Maybe he is a member of the Illuminati...

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        • #5
          Originally posted by mcnuttz View Post
          That song isn't stupid!
          It is to me, it got played into the ground on the radio when it was released where I lived.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Cowboysrock55 View Post
            Maybe he is a member of the Illuminati...
            I didn't consider that, you're suggesting he has inside info??

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            • #7
              Originally posted by DLK150 View Post
              I didn't consider that, you're suggesting he has inside info??
              It may be a direct threat to Taco Bell. Although once those Taco Bell fries are released, Taco Bell may become untouchable.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by mcnuttz View Post
                That song isn't stupid!

                That song is awesome.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by DLK150 View Post
                  It is to me, it got played into the ground on the radio when it was released where I lived.
                  Yeah...it's called America, pal!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by mcnuttz View Post
                    That song isn't stupid!
                    Eh. I dunno about that, Mac.

                    If a song gets better the more drunk you are, it might be kinda stupid. But fun.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by boozeman View Post
                      Eh. I dunno about that, Mac.

                      If a song gets better the more drunk you are, it might be kinda stupid. But fun.
                      So Garth Brooks Friends in Low Places. Are you calling that song stupid? Because it is definitely a drunk anthem.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Cowboysrock55 View Post
                        So Garth Brooks Friends in Low Places. Are you calling that song stupid? Because it is definitely a drunk anthem.
                        Screw Garth Brooks, my other half played that song into the ground and if I never heard it again I could die a happy man. Even if I *like* a song, if I over play it I get tired of it. Except for maybe three or four select songs. And sorry but I don't like country. Maybe some 60s/70s rockabilly stuff but that's about it.

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                        • #13
                          Devil Went Down is an amazing display of talent, though. Which isn't the case for any Garth Brooks song.
                          2014=2009, 2015=2010?

                          The Garrett Song

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Cowboysrock55 View Post
                            So Garth Brooks Friends in Low Places. Are you calling that song stupid? Because it is definitely a drunk anthem.
                            Yeah, it is intensely stupid.

                            In fact, Garth Brooks is a no-talent turd.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by boozeman View Post
                              Yeah, it is intensely stupid.

                              In fact, Garth Brooks is a no-talent turd.
                              Glad I found a sore subject for everyone.

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