The Great Police Work Thread

[Cotton]

But why didn't the cop say, "you should be walking on the sidewalk!"?

If a guy was driving his car on the right sidewalk, would a cop pull him over and say, "you need to be on the left sidewalk!"?

Dude, why are you asking me all of these hard questions? I. DON'T. KNOW!

 

[Rev]

Is the bird flapping it's wings a normal walking procedure there as well? They probably thought she was a mental patient escaped from the looney bin.

On a side note, I think I've always been taught that you're supposed to walk with traffic and not against it. Although walking in the middle of traffic is never advised.

Whomever taught you that was trying to hurt you. Walk against traffic. Bicycles with traffic.

 

[dallen]

Is the bird flapping it's wings a normal walking procedure there as well? They probably thought she was a mental patient escaped from the looney bin.

On a side note, I think I've always been taught that you're supposed to walk with traffic and not against it. Although walking in the middle of traffic is never advised.

That's what I was taught too

 

[Cotton]

That's what I was taught too

What is wrong with you people? Always walk against traffic.

Freakin' Okies.

 

[mcnuttz]

Dude, why are you asking me all of these hard questions? I. DON'T. KNOW!

I thought you were learned in the transportation rules of the state.

Obviously I have you confused with someone else.

 

[mcnuttz]

Always walk on a sidewalk.

 

[Cotton]

I thought you were learned in the transportation rules of the state.

Obviously I have you confused with someone else.

You got the right person. What I am not well-versed in, though, is how and why cops administer the advice they do.

 

[dallen]

What is wrong with you people? Always walk against traffic.

Freakin' Okies.

I'm from Texas...

 

[mcnuttz]

You got the right person. What I am not well-versed in, though, is how and why cops administer the advice they do.

If it were common sense in Texas that sidewalks are used for walking, it really shouldn't be this big of an issue.

Cop could have just picked up his loud speaker mic and hollered as he drove by, "Hey crazy bird lady! Your county put forth thousands of dollars in tax money so that you wouldn't have to battle motor vehicles for thoroughfare supremacy. Get your dumbass on the sidewalk!"

And this whole thing could have been avoided.

 

[Cotton]

I'm from Texas...

Well, your time in OK seems to have really messed you up.

 

[Cotton]

If it were common sense in Texas that sidewalks are used for walking, it really shouldn't be this big of an issue.

Cop could have just picked up his loud speaker mic and hollered as he drove by, "Hey crazy bird lady! Your county put forth thousands of dollars in tax money so that you wouldn't have to battle motor vehicles for thoroughfare supremacy. Get your dumbass on the sidewalk!"

And this whole thing could have been avoided.

Umm, I guess you haven't heard. That isn't an acceptable way to talk to a black person that is walking in the street. Did you even pay attention to Ferguson, bro?

 

[mcnuttz]

Umm, I guess you haven't heard. That isn't an acceptable way to talk to a black person that is walking in the street. Did you even pay attention to Ferguson, bro?

You couldn't tell she was black, and nothing from my quote above references her skin color.

 

[Cotton]

You couldn't tell she was black, and nothing from my quote above references her skin color.

Don't backtrack now, black person hater.

 

[NoDak]

You couldn't tell she was black, and nothing from my quote above references her skin color.

Uh, did you not see the hoodie? She didn't want to end up like poor little Trayvon, ok?

 

[mcnuttz]

Don't backtrack now, black person hater.

I have black friends, asshole!!

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Don't backtrack now, black person hater.

This whole thing would have been a lot more interesting if she refused to provide any identifying information. Cops probably would have tackled and tazed her then...

 

[dallen]

Well, your time in OK seems to have really messed you up.

That is true. Never go there

 

[Cotton]

This whole thing would have been a lot more interesting if she refused to provide any identifying information. Cops probably would have tackled and tazed her then...

Knowing the kind of person she is, I kinda wish they would have regardless.

 

[Cotton]

That is true. Never go there

I have in-laws that live there and can confirm this.

 

[Cowboysrock55]