2016 Rio Olympics Thread

Cotton

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I'm still amazed that people still don't believe these celebrities/athletes are capable of lying and cheating.

When this story started unraveling yesterday there were tons of people still backing Lochte. Saying "he has no reason to lie about that", "the Brazil police are full of sh*t), etc.

We don't know these people. Plus we've been burned too many times blindly believing the tales of celebs and athletes.

Hell, a part of me still thinks Peyton Manning dabbled with HGH. People were acting all indignant about that story when it came out just because of the source (Al Jazeera) and due to a goody two-shoes like Peyton being implicated. Well we all know non-traditional news sources are breaking lots of controversial stories these days. And didn't we all think Tiger was squeaky clean.
I hope they put his dumbass in jail.
 

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French race walker (wut?) Yohann Diniz was leading the 50k race when he started having problems. He started shitting his pants. Hot, nasty diarrhea. People handed him sponges to stuff in the back of his shorts, but that didn't help. And when they soaked up as much as they could, he would throw them on the side of the course where people were standing. :puke

The squirts got the best of him, though... He collapsed from dehydration, covered in his own shit. As if being a race walker wasn't embarrassing enough. But he did get up and finish the race. He finished 8th out of about 80 guys. :lol

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/race-walk-leader-appears-to-be-having-poop-problems-1785499773
 

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French race walker (wut?) Yohann Diniz was leading the 50k race when he started having problems. He started shitting his pants. Hot, nasty diarrhea. People handed him sponges to stuff in the back of his shorts, but that didn't help. And when they soaked up as much as they could, he would throw them on the side of the course where people were standing. :puke

The squirts got the best of him, though... He collapsed from dehydration, covered in his own shit. As if being a race walker wasn't embarrassing enough. But he did get up and finish the race. :lol

http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/race-walk-leader-appears-to-be-having-poop-problems-1785499773
WTF is a race walker?
 

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When you're walking for the gold, and your sphincter will not hold, diarrhea cha cha cha.
 

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You havent seen them? They are almost jogging.
Well, how do they make sure they don't run? The rules on that have to be just damn near as convoluted as what's a catch in the NFL.
 

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Well, how do they make sure they don't run? The rules on that have to be just damn near as convoluted as what's a catch in the NFL.
I'm guessing one foot has to be on the ground.
 

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There's no shortage of stupid events. Ever watch the gymnastics dancers with ribbons or whatever?
Good point.
 

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American women just destroyed the Jamaicans in the 4 x 100 relay.
 

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