Week 13 Game Day Chatter | Saints @ Cowboys | 11-29-2018

[Chocolate Lab]

This is where we need a competent RB behind Elliott.

A guy that can run and catch, a guy they thought they had for years in Dunbar.

Yep, Elliott is getting really beaten up out there. Need a backup who can actually play.

 

[boozeman]

Cooper can run routes, man. Haven’t seen that be done at this level in a while.

The dude is really making me a believer.

 

[Sheik]

Cooper can run routes, man. Haven’t seen that be done at this level in a while.

He reminds me of TO in how he's deliberate and almost violent in his breaks.

 

[Cotton]

We get a TD on this drive, and oh my...

 

[DLK150]

I know that...who started it?

Impressive that it's lasted this long.

This is al I could dig up without really trying.

Chuck Norris facts originally started appearing on the Internet in early 2005. Initially distributed in the Something Awful forums, the "facts" centered on Vin Diesel, in response to his film The Pacifier. After a few months, forum members chose Chuck Norris to be the new subject. Conan O'Brien's Chuck Norris jokes on Late Night with Conan O'Brien (which generally center on Walker, Texas Ranger) have been seen as an inspiration for the fad. The exaggerated style of these claims is similar to a recurring Saturday Night Live sketch called "Bill Brasky". Due to the popularity of this phenomenon, similar jokes have been created for various other celebrities, as well as fictional characters.

 

[jsmith6919]

wtf Dak

 

[Cotton]

Or maybe fucking not.

 

[ravidubey]

Cooper can run routes, man. Haven’t seen that be done at this level in a while.

That trade lit a but of a fire under him

 

[Sheik]

[MENTION=19]skidadl[/MENTION]

It makes you appreciate what a lazy piece of shit Dez was when running routes. Pure slop. Got by on his size until he slowed way down.

 

[data]

The dude is really making me a believer.

Hell, Cooper's brought back Texas Ace, skidadl and Thorn to the chatter thread.

If I see Bob Roberts, I'm putting my pants back on.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Dak fumbles more than Chad Hutchinson

 

[Sheik]

Mahermatic.

 

[ravidubey]

Saints get back-to-back drives

 

[data]

This is al I could dig up without really trying.

props

 

[Sheik]

Dak fumbles more than Chad Hutchinson

Chad had an excuse, though. He couldn't see shit because god put his eyes too close together.

 

[chevycowboys]

THat's the first time I've ever seen them hurry up to beat a challenge.

...and they can’t even do that right...The team bumbles like the coach

 

[BipolarFuk]

This sorry ass cunt offense just blew the fucking game.

Guaranteed loss.

Dominate like that and come out with 13 points.

 

[Texas Ace]

Why is Dak Prescott so awful in the pocket?

Seriously, on a scale of 1-10 his pocket presence and his ability to sense what is around him is a 2 at best.

I don't recall seeing another NFL starter be that bad in the pocket like that.

 

[data]

Haven't had an epic defeat in a while...this'll be good.

24-0 Lions-style.

 

[DLK150]

I know that...who started it?

Impressive that it's lasted this long.

The Chuck Norris jokes started in the summer of 2005 as the result of a thread on the SomethingAwful forums. A thread started called “Post Your Vin Diesel Facts” in response to the movie "The Pacifier" coming out. This movie featured Vin Diesel as a Navy SEAL turned babysitter. After the thread died out a teenager named Ian Spector decided to make a web page called the "Vin Diesel Fact Generator" to be a repository for the "facts" and allow visitors to make new "facts". The web site had some popularity but started to die out by the summer, so Spector solicited suggestions for a replacement for Vin Diesel. Norris was the winner by an overwhelming margin on write-in votes. This was possibly because of the "Walker Texas Ranger lever" joke which Conan O'Brien was running on the Tonight Show at the same time. As a result Spector changed the "Vin Diesel Fact Generator" into the "Chuck Norris Fact Generator" which you can visit at Chuck Norris Facts and the rest was history. The new generator debuted in December of 2005 and was just a one-pager with an email address to make submissions.

The first fact listed on the new site was "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever."

Here is a list of the "Top Ten" facts from site when it first started (note there actually 11 facts).

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. But he is so badass, he has never cried. Ever.

2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

7. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

8. Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

9. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

10. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

11. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

https://www.quora.com/Where-did-the-Chuck-Norris-joke-phenomena-originate-from